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8 most annoying things NPC teammates do

besides getting stuck behind things

Words: Paul Ryan, GamesRadar US
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Smeggs  - 4 months 1 day ago 
Your fallout 3 story reminds me of one of mine with Fawkes and Dogmeat.

I was just sitting up on a hill watching a band of roving Enclave take on some super mutants, and these guys were decked out like tanks. Enclave had 2 Deathclaws under mind control along with one of the enclave having a Missile launcher. The other had a plasma rifle.
The super mutants also had a missile carrier and a mini-gun, the last one had a hunting rifle.
*Me watching from my sniper scope* "Sweet, free ammo and repairs for the missile launcher coming up, now I'll just wait for them to kill each other and then send in fawkes to...Where the hell did Fawkes and the dog go?"
All of the sudden I hear Fawkes screaming from far off and then an info box popped up saying "Dogmeat is Dead".
sepirothpk  - 4 months 23 hours ago 
To be fair, Alyx worked very well and rarely dies unless you really play badly. I actually read someone say how it was cool that she was invincible, despite the fact she isn't
Kleptzilla  - 4 months 19 hours ago 
Just want to point something out for the "blocking hallways and doors" one. Left4Dead is a bad example, because you can walk through your teammates.
Glides  - 4 months 18 hours ago 
That woman on the top of the first page looks like Michael Jackson. And also everything you've said here is completely correct. NPCs can't drive worth a damn.

44th I guess
mushroompower  - 4 months 16 hours ago 
nice artical GR.
Shane1403  - 4 months 15 hours ago 
they're normally alright my main problem was with dom and those god damned kryl!!!!
theschwartzb  - 4 months 15 hours ago 
@Dante1924, basically in your sentence, you are saying that Obama wrecked the economy and Iraq. Perhaps word your statement a little better next time. I shall not say anything further than the sentence I currently on as a fight with a liberal is futile, you can refute their claims and beliefs with solid fact until you turn blue, but in the end, they will just resort to slanderizing you until your mother believes what they are saying.
relics  - 4 months 14 hours ago 
Obama is worse than Hitler.
lovinmyps3  - 4 months 12 hours ago 
Haha, so true.
lovinmyps3  - 4 months 12 hours ago 
@relics Did Obama slaughter millions of people? No! So why don't you stop being a dumbass and get an education.
relics  - 4 months 11 hours ago 
@lovinmyps3 - Actually, Hitler didn't slaughter millions.....he had people do it for him. Fast forward to 2009, Obama's new healthcare plan will ration or eradicate health care to the country's elderly, the people who need it most....meanwhile the same plan will be giving free health insurance to the nation’s estimated 12 million illegal aliens.

Gee, what a swell guy he is.
Maybe you need an education.
TheWebSwinger  - 4 months 10 hours ago 
@Relics: You dumb son of a bitch, that has to be the most ignorant statement I've ever seen. First of all...regardless of whether or not he did it with his own hand, Hitler DID murder millions. Why would you defend that.

Second of all, how in the WORLD do the elderly (who are, let's face it, ABOUT TO DIE) deserve health care more than immigrants? They're people just like you or I. Well probably more like I...to say they're like you is an insult to their intelligence.
relics  - 4 months 10 hours ago 
Spoken like a true, naive child....well done.

PS. I'm not defending Hitler, I am saying he had his henchmen do the dirty work, just like obama is now.
lovinmyps3  - 4 months 3 hours ago 
@relics What's wrong with a new healthcare system? Our system is pretty flawed already with millions not able to AFFORD health care and the f*cking insurance companies in charge of everything. And what's wrong with illegals getting healthcare? Yeah I think they should get into the country legally but they're people too. Or are illegals not people? Racist.
relics  - 3 months 29 days ago 
Racist....me?
Let's look at the facts. Millions of elderly Americans who have spent all their lives working (probably something you have no knowledge of) to contribute to the nation’s health care and social security so that one day they (and you yourself) can fall back onto that when they are no longer able to care for themselves. That is going to be taken away from them.
Your response: so what?
Millions of people here illegally, most bringing crime, drugs, etc. into the country, not paying taxes, not learning the language, customs or culture of this country, yet receiving all the benefits which should be reserved for the legal, hard working citizens of this country.
Your response: what is wrong with that?
It sounds like you don't give a damn about this country at all. You say I need an education......I say you need to open your eyes, quit playing the race card and face facts. If things continue the way they are, we are all screwed.
Racist? No, I am a realist, and a proud American. Sorry you aren't one too.
danny18  - 3 months 29 days ago 
why cant they make a smart NPC instead of stupid one they do random thing and stupid things
lovinmyps3  - 3 months 29 days ago 
@relics Actually you're right. I don't really care about this country. I'm not from here so it's all good.
richtaur  - 3 months 29 days ago 
You forgot "Bill running to the house to get fucking pain pills he doesn't need right after you alert the zombie horde OH SHIT BILL COME BACK HERE YOU ADDICT SHITHEAD!!!!"
adadadad  - 3 months 29 days ago 
for fucks sake, yes this is funny but grow a pair and swear more gr http://www.gamesradar.com/f/games-vs-girls-which-is-best/a-2008073011325861001/p-3
shame on you
deadslayer97  - 3 months 29 days ago 
the thing i hated the most was only being able to set sheva to attack or defence. they might as well put go waste all your ammo and die or do nothing and watch me die. BTW great job gr.
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