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59 levels to play before you die: S - Z

From the brilliant to the barmy - levels that every gamer needs to experience

Words: GamesRadar UK

The Simpsons Game (PS3,360, Wii, PS2) | Mob Rules
Any gamer with a healthy funny gland will surely appreciate this amusingly esoteric sideways snigger at Grand Theft Auto and the highly-charged reactionary fracas it attracts. In terms of gameplay the level is an uninspired old sock (like most of the game), but is well worth a sniff just to sample The Simpsons' own humorous assault on Rockstar's series with its ultra-violent parody, Grand Theft Scratchy. And, of course, we get to see Ned Flanders being carjacked by Martin Prince.



Thief: Deadly Shadows (PC, Xbox) | Shalebridge Cradle
The Thief games have always been tense, eerie experiences, particularly when they dip into the supernatural. But when thieving, stealth-dependent "hero" Garrett stupidly decides to set foot in the Shalebridge Cradle, a burnt-out orphanage/asylum that's about six times more haunted than that description suggests, all bets are off.

The Cradle isn't scary - it's terrifying. Before you even see it, you're leery of it, as Deadly Shadows spends a fair amount of time and effort building it up as a place of unimaginable danger. You'll stumble across bedtime stories that warn children to stay the hell away from it, read written accounts of strange and horrific events that transpired there, and hear numerous rumors that it's the home of a monstrous hag that creeps through dark alleys and devours children. And when you finally do see it, very near the end of the game, its imposing Gothic façade should be all the reason you'll need to forget your mission and run far, far away.

Everything that happens once you enter the place - the strange sounds, the eerie non-music, the odd interplay of light and shadow - adds up to one big mind game that's been carefully calculated to frighten you as much as a videogame can. And it tends to leave its mark on those who play through it - or at least, it left enough of a mark for PC Gamer UK to devote six pages of its March 2005 issue to this one, single level. Due to the number of spoilers in the PC Gamer article, though, we advise not reading it if you're planning to play through the level yourself. That goes double for this video:



Timesplitters 2 (PS2) | Siberia 
You might not realise it while busily knee-deep disgruntled Russian military types, but TS2’s Siberia level is one of the best-paced stages yet to come out of FPS.

The level’s structure allows you to tackle it as either Rambo or Bond - it’s possible to clear at least half of it with a 100% bodycount without being seen once – and the increasingly hectic tone builds seamlessly, taking you from the silent, snowbound, pistol-and-sniper-rifle opening to a full-scale military seige by way of infiltration, espionage and biohazard outbreak. Massive freedom to experiment with combat makes the experience totally your own despite the level’s linearity, and to top it all off, there are zombies as well.



 
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Gingerbread  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I've played 4!
Nannoo  - 1 year 27 days ago 
The New Gettysburg Starcraft mission is an awesome addition to this article. Although I must say, a better one from Starcraft: Brood War to pick would have been the last Zerg mission. Which is IMPOSSIBLE.
RebornKusabi  - 9 months 22 days ago 
Ahhhhh Shalebridge Cradle! Oh how I miss you...

Oh yeah and I have played 48 total of these levels!
StonedMagician99  - 7 months 24 days ago 
I've played 12!
FrozenImplosion  - 7 months 15 days ago 
I've played 13 And I'm actually in the middle of "We Don't Go To Ravenholm". It's freaky :D

and lol recaptch = bumpiest spine
disnayatx  - 7 months 14 days ago 
3
Maxstats69  - 7 months 14 days ago 
28
Liamrules42  - 7 months 13 days ago 
yay,16, do i get a cookie??
TheGreatestNightmare  - 7 months 4 days ago 
I've played about 9 or 10. But man, I love Timespliters. But I think the Chicago or the Notre Dame levels were better.
colldude678  - 7 months 2 days ago 
13
CNnegative1  - 7 months 2 days ago 
22 out of 59.... decent i suppose
solidocelot  - 6 months 28 days ago 
no zelda?? come on
dreamgor  - 6 months 25 days ago 
NOOO!!! i want to play some of them but i have played only ½ of one... it is the simpsons game but it was for DS... i have played some of the games at my friends but i never got so far w8... DYNASTY WARRIORS i have played DW 5XD whew... MUST GET DS PORT OF CHRONO CROSS AND FFVII when they come-.-
shadowdahuman  - 6 months 22 days ago 
I Played A Total Of 12 Of the 59
The Darkness Was Epic, Gears Was So Much Fun To Kill My Frien(I Was The Spotlight:D)
Assasin? Lol, The Rest, Wel....Avarage And GamesRadar? AWESOME!!!
NEzraF  - 6 months 21 days ago 
About twenty-three for me. probably all of them about a month from now....
UsernameAlreadyInUse  - 6 months 14 days ago 
wow 9 in total thts prtty bad
Matgta  - 6 months 11 days ago 
17 For me, must try harder!
Matgta  - 6 months 11 days ago 
Hold on why isn't the final section of fallout 3 here, y'know the bit with the giant robot? Liberty prime I think?
Supermanoh  - 6 months 9 days ago 
... 14, but why not harold & bob the talking tree (think that's his name) from Fallout 3? c'mon! and no secret level from mario that i can never remember the name of... from the very first!
PekoponTAS  - 6 months 1 day ago 
I haven't played ANY of these! o_o
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