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50 ways to die in Grand Theft Auto IV

Watch Niko get burnt, battered, shot, crushed and more in our exclusive video

Words: James Jarvis, GamesRadar UK

During the making of our huge catalogue of GTA IV video guides, to add to the frustration of having to produce perfect insane jumps against a deadline and shoot every damn pigeon on the map in half a day, we also had to contend with the inconvenience of Niko's mortality.

The general rule is: the harder you try to do a task under pressure, the more likely Niko will find himeslf at the end of a spectacularly unlucky and painful demise. So we've dredged up our favourite snuff clips from the hours of raw footage and edited them together for sicko comedy value in the video below - subtitle: The Orgy Of DEATHZ!!!



 
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im99sam8  - 1 year 29 days ago 
w00t first

i jumped off the empire state building hit a car(still had but 70% health) and flew sideways untill i hit my head on a taxi and died
Dreddwar  - 9 months 29 days ago 
I was standing on the only large skyscraper in the first island playing multiplayer with my friend, he hit me with a helicopter (rotors), the hit knocked me flying off the skyscraper, which normally kills you, I hit a wall, bounced off and landed perfectly on a fire escape and lived. WE are still trying to duplicate it whilst using a camera.
DJ_Funktris  - 8 months 7 days ago 
I jumped out of a helicopter, skimmed along some buildings, landed on some grass and lived :)
ObiPWNDKenobi  - 8 months 7 days ago 
jumped out of helicopter, hit rotor of lower heli, fly, hit bridge, fell on trash bridge, and lived
McCloud64  - 8 months 3 days ago 
i once jumped of a curb with very low health and died!
jml427  - 8 months 3 days ago 
I was drivin a car hit a guard rail went through the windsheild flew of the bridge hit the water and died.
m4ggot  - 8 months 3 days ago 
i freefell from as high up as you can go in a helicopter, and lived because i hit someone on a motorbike. they died though lol
sprog  - 7 months 28 days ago 
i got shot and died!
pogo  - 7 months 28 days ago 
this article is awesome
Smeggs  - 7 months 28 days ago 
I once jumped out of a chopper at peak height and managed to smack right into a wooden telephone pool and or lamppost and Niko's spine completely snapped, I'm talking back of the head to buttcheek action. I was also once driving full speed on a Sanchez and hit the hood of a car, I flipped over it, flew over two other cars and smacked right into the grill of a Semi and planted my face into the hood.
throughironsights  - 7 months 27 days ago 
does anyone know about the swingset of death? its a glitch that if performed properly will send your lifeless husk of a body halfway across the entire map. Seriously!
G0LFK4RT  - 7 months 24 days ago 
I got punched by Chuck Norris and survived! BEAT THAT BITCHES!
lovinmyps3  - 6 months 13 days ago 
sorry for your loss lol
sauron019  - 6 months 2 days ago 
i liked the LOTR 3 reference.... you know where they throw him out from the building while he's on fire. awesome
Rhesus  - 6 months 1 day ago 
Hardcore!
Bloori  - 5 months 28 days ago 
omg, is niko a zombie or something! I mean, 100 of those and he still ends up at a hospital and never dies! Freaky.....

Or maybe he is dead! Like that Remember Me book, he doesn't realize he's dead..... O_o

sorry, just had to mention that. I like seeing him get murdered
Rathial  - 5 months 2 hours ago 
I must have suffered the most Epic death of all when, whilst casually strolling through a park, Mr. Bellic decided to simply emit an almighty 'Deathshriek'(tm) and proceed to drop dead, for apparently no reason whatsoever.
No Blood, nothing. Just an untimely, unexpected and wholly undeserved demise.
Legendary, and massively amusing to boot.
stroypa  - 4 months 16 days ago 
the name is a little missleading. i was expecting 50 different types of death but most were repeated but just in a different situation
AnonymouZ  - 4 months 15 days ago 
stroypa you whiny bitch, you were still entertained, weren't you?

Besides, if you fall of a helicopter and land on a TRAIN, it definitely sounds different than falling on pavement. Thus, another kind of death.

The editing tho... holy shit you guys. That must've taken some time to do that. xD 3 Thumbs up for that!
afroninjakatana  - 4 months 15 days ago 
Dude woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow DEEP Breath ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ PURE AWESOMENESS. Rathial dude that's freaky. Bloori . I've been thinking the same thing. I think I'm going to go play GTA right now.
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