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Brilliant article. Probably one of the funniest/best things Ive read on this site.

This should say JRPGs though since the American RPGs tend to stay a little fresher.

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Romination - 8 months 28 days ago

yeah i have to be the douchebag that finds things that don't follow it. sigh...

i still love you, paul. have my kids.

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charley235 - 8 months 28 days ago

lol at the everythings true thing

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NelosAngelos - 8 months 28 days ago

Lol, your arch enemy is actually your brother. Fear the evil Danny Devito Schwarzenegger!!!

Man I love the movie twins

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norid - 8 months 28 days ago

awesome article

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FadedLineVigil - 8 months 28 days ago

Thank you for compiling things we've all known for years. Hack.

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Mystery514 - 8 months 28 days ago

Hilarious Article!

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game-thugsta - 8 months 28 days ago

someone close to you must die.... EVERY RPG GAME. usually a family member or love interest

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OldRustyDusty - 8 months 28 days ago

Hahaha, these are all so, so true for so many JRPGS!

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GoldenMe - 8 months 28 days ago

You guys win. You always win. Every other website can suck it.

Awesome article Paul! I would be honored to have baby-making time with you.

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evilguy69 - 8 months 28 days ago

most entertaining article i've read in a while

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lucashintz - 8 months 28 days ago

Wow that was great but I still love jrpgs.

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lucashintz - 8 months 28 days ago

Sorry but my reCaptcha was too great: Another Cloud!

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Sonneilon - 8 months 28 days ago

HEY! What about fighting the dragon on top of a remote mountain to retrieve the magical key that opens the way to the bathroom. But to face the dragon, you need weapons in which, you need money. And to make money, you must fight monsters who carry coin and and and...

C'mon, SOMEONE has to remember that wonderful PSM comic they did in their mag!!!

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GRwarrior - 8 months 28 days ago

LOL awesome article FTW

btw dont you think the words at the bottom we have to type are creepy?

OC- Ellcr for christs sake

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phoenix_wings - 8 months 27 days ago

It's awesome how you can find things with so much in common you can just generalize almost every single item in that category. I did that once with most of the Adam Sandler movies. Great article. This is the reason I come here instead of IGN. That, and half of the links I click on there take me someplace completely different.

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