When a non-gamer comes over to your house and they choose a game that they want to play and it is the worst game in your collection, most commonly a movie game or a $ 20 spin-off and you try and try to explain that the game is a really bad game and then they say, "Well can we just try it?" What, just to prove to you that turning on the game was a waste of time?
Great article! I can see so many parallels in my gamer interaction with my non gamer wife. However, I really liked "The Path of Neo".
In fact if you guys ever write a "Gamers Favourite Levels" article the Neo vs a thousand Agent Smiths battle would be in my top 5. (Damn you Microsoft for not making Path of Neo playable on the 360!)
Also how they think they know absolutely everything and on the new Mario Kart Wii advert in the UK, the guy says "I've got a Blue Shell, i've got a Blue Shell!". LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT ONE IS!!!
I like the last comment the most. Okami and Psychonauts were my two favorite last gen games, I would have been ecstatic to see a sequel or even a next gen remake of them.
god yes im so making my gf read this she thinks i shouldnt play cos im also a girl but i mean cmon when did gaming have to be about sex.. so cant wait to show her that shes the tool muahahaha
god yes im so making my gf read this she thinks i shouldnt play cos im also a girl but i mean cmon when did gaming have to be about sex.. so cant wait to show her that shes the tool muahahaha
Whenever I have company over, and I'm playin a game, they'll be like "Oh is that one of those shoot--em-up/stab-em games" I want to get in their face and go "Uhh yes you could say that a game, with a gun/sword is a shoot-em-up/stab-em game. But like a movie, there someting called a story."
And I hate playing WoW with other people. "Oh he are you killing the magic darkness sorcerer of Askaban?*Retarded laugh*"
No I'm not playing harry potter you prick.
Yeah people need to play video games, it makes them a little less of a douche.
#5, it is definitely your fault for standing in an area with no cover with nothing but a handgun while i have a sniper rifle aimed at your head and have only one part of me is exposed. it is also your fault you didn't check if there were landmines, claymore mines, or a proximitry trigger (microwave). not my fault you finished every metal gear solid game with the worst score ever (999 alerts, 999 deaths, 999 kills, 999 rations used, over 300 hours wasted on very easy one playthrough). i can get through very hard on sons of liberty with only 2 deaths (in the gun battle at the end, snake died once), several kills, without using stealth and only have 2 alerts. i still have to do the hardest difficulty, the first boss battle with olga no rations and i can only take 2 bullets to die and she throws grenades making it hard to take cover.