number 4 is the one that describes me, no matter what, i tell someone to wash their hands when they use my controller. if it is the "crappy" one or the "bad" one, i don't care they could wipe their ass with their hands and still use it... to bad all of mine are perfect

Awesome article but how about this:

Leave the buttons alone: Yes you can play multi player with us but stop mashing random buttons so we can start the damn game.

Happens every time i try to play a game with my uncle, its really annoying

lol #4, 11, AND 12 are great and all 25 are really true

God, this is sooooooo true. All of my family do the exact same things in this list except for me and my little bro.

"And the secret to beat the final boss is..."
Parents: "Turn off that Will, now!"
Me: :(

Love #14, they think we only play MARIO BROTHAZ

One time my dad, who knows nothing about gaming, got me the game of "Shark Tale" with my Xbox, despite the fact that I already had Morrowind and Star Wars Battlefront II. And his ex-girlfriend kept asking me if I was winning no matter WHAT I was playing. I can connect with a lot of these. Love this article.

Best articale I've ever read in my entire life. Thank God that these situations never happen to me often.

one of the truest and most amazing articles ever.

my 3 things i make non gamers do.
1. shut up
2. put down the controler
3. watch and DONT DO SHIT

and thats the truth

I love number 7, 14, and 18. If you know nothing about games, than why are you reporting the story?!?!

I know what you mean c1nd3rcell. Anyone remember when they switched Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas rating from M to A?? because that pissed me off. and another one is when non-gamers start playing online games like CSS or COD4/5 on the 360 or anything like that start spamming the well known gamimg lu4ngu4g3 we all use.
For ex.:
"H3y Guys!! !'m g0nn4 pwn 4ll y0ur n00b 4ss3s!!!!!1!!11!!1! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!!1!!!11!!!1!!11!!"
My response:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WE BARELY TALK LIKE THAT ANYMORE!! take that CD out of your console/disk drive (depending on what i'm playing) take a hammer, hit the CD with that hammer. Then take that same Hammer and BEAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS TILL YOUR A F***ING VEGETABLE!!"
Most online FPS players have all been there. if not, your one lucky SOB. and its either a 6 year old or just some nerd who's never played before and bought the game because that person's friends told them to buy it.

And another one for #5, how about that rusty excuse? we all know that one, either gamer or non.
"No fair!! i'm rusty so you got lucky but ill get you next time *Insert really stupid laugh*" then the same person guy dies and does the same excuse. I do use #5 if i havent played the game in like, lets for 2 years then yeah, i'm rusty but if you just bought the game and pretend your that "ultimate Gamer" then shut up and admit its your fualt!

and sorry for the double post but i would like to add that all my friends are gamers so i don't have that exact problem. DAMN YOU LITTLE SISTER!!!

One thing that gets on my nerves while gaming is that people tell me to pause the game. *ahem*, I'm playing Team Fortress 2. If the game had a pause button, that would annoy the fuck out of other players. This happens to me a LOT, seeing as I mostly play online games

it is YOUR fault, lol. thats funny since i remember something that appeared on the 50 skills that gamers should have was *to always have an excuse ready*, like *satan told me to*. Just pointing it out, other than that, its really annoying when those non-gamers do that. And i pretty much laughed all along while reading this.

1 annoying thing about gamers: were nerds and we rant and rave on posts about people that live life in real life.

the most anoying is when non gamers are all like hahaha i read a review saying that new game u bought sucks and then they dont understand that a review of a game that came out 6 months ago in a newspaper is not as relavent as a review from a real games website :0 or a metacrit average

i agree with OmegaSandvich about pausing in multiplayer. their all like pause i need to talk to u and ure all like i cant pause its multiplayer and they go what kind of idiot doesent build a pause button

the kind of idiot that doesent make critisicms based on their own stupidity!!!

THANKYOU!!!

My sister complains all the time about my equipment, #5. Also, it really pisses me off when, after the holidays when I get a new game, all my relatives storm in to play Wii Fit for 3 hours.