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2008's best games so far SUCK!

They were critically acclaimed. They were loved by millions. Now meet the GamesRadar editors who can't STAND them

Words: GamesRadar UK

GamesRadar score: 8 Metacritic score: 86

Notable review quotes:

“It's a genre onto itself [sic], a title that not only exalts in creativity and unique style, it delivers a fun, addictive, engaging experience that keeps you playing over and over again.” - IGN

“Patapon is manna from heaven for PSP owners” - G4TV

Hated by: Matt Cundy, Associate Editor

I really wanted to love Patapon. After all, there is so much about it to love. The art style is irresistibly mischievous and the concept refreshingly original. And there's no doubt that it looks gorgeous on PSP's mighty screen. But despite being wrapped in an invitingly warm blanket of potential, it ultimately left me cold and a little bit empty on the inside. For a rhythm game it feels incredibly mechanical and the regime of ordered button-pressing rapidly becomes a slog of robotic 'Simon Says' labours.

Throw in the repetition of covering old ground and defeating the same old beasts over and over and over and over... and it just gets tiresome real quick. There's also way too much time spent fannying about with resources and kitting out your tribe. And seeing all your 'pons get rudely annihilated in a boss battle after investing a hefty chunk of time in tedious gathering expeditions to strengthen them up, well, it just feels like a crushing whack to the sack. Granted, the game will have you hopelessly scratching that one-more-go itch, but that's more a testament to the stubborn determination of most gamers rather than a reflection of Patapon being seductively enjoyable.

So, yes, it's prettier than a face full of flowers and Ubo Bon the singing tree is officially the best tree ever. But underneath it all Patapon is a thankless taskmaster bastard of a game that just isn't worth beating the drum about.


 
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Kefsquall  - 1 year 2 months ago 
This is year just looked to be the better of all the industry years since 1987. As soon as the year started, we've all realized the greatness it woud be. But as the monts go on, i've seen it isn't what it should be. Devil May Cry 4 was just about the same as the third and first. Then, Super Smash bros. Brawl leads me to boredom as i've seen that those tons of things didn't work together well, and the major title was far worse than melee. And then, Patapon, proved to be an incredible game, just turned out to have no replay value over time. Metal Gear Solid 4 & GTA IV holds as the major games this year so far. And then there is the desappointments. Oh, those same desappoinments hitting us in 2006. Haze was a bad game. Ninja Gaiden II was far worse than the first and had one of the worse storylines of all time. The Wii survived with titles as No More Heroes and even the surprisingly good Boom Blox.

The fighting genre got Soul Calibur IV, but that's a game i've played almost three times
as the prequels are all pretty much the same as the forth chapter. Street fighter IV proved to be a very artiscally pleasing game, but it'n not out yet. The racing games got Burnout Paradise, a game everyone probably just played for the graphics. The same genre got GRID, GT5: prologue and Mario Kart Wii, but all of them was just quite good, none was really a revolution neither an mere evolution. Spore is an short game i've played for once and don't intend to play again, ending up the 8th month in 2008 with only 2 games i've really wanted to play.

But the hope isn't lost now that the end of the year holds up so many promises. Fable II, Fallout 3, Little Big Planet, Mirror's Edge, Dead Space, Starcraft 2 may turn the industry sound up. The problem is: what shall i do with my Wii? Did Nintendo forgot it's new console? Did third party games just suck? How can Nintendo let 2008 ending up as a fighting/miscellanous game as the GOTY contender? Anyway GamesRadar, greeting for the criativity and all of the heart about the features. A lot of things i've been begging to see in a website was found here, inspiring my gaming editor Career.

Sorry for the Brazillian-english, and for the incredibly long text i've just read. Anyway, Keed up the good work!
Kefsquall  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I've just write*
Telekinesis  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Lucas is the main character from the famous SNES RPG Earthbound, known as Mother in Japan.
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