#103. if you shoot someone in the head it blows up

@Killzone_dude

And thier legs and arms will fall off and their body may explode in to little bits of mush, provided you decided beforehand that you like gore.

#102. Tents are tank shell & bullet-proof.

I dont get the "you can stare at a girls tits for hours but everytime you try to" thing. what game is that from?

Hey here's number 102, random animals will ALWAYS drop money.

@ xenon

Yes, the girls in #89 are from Devil May Cry. The blonde is Trish from DMC1 and the other is Lady from DMC3.

@Skellington: they are, of course, talking about theme park world, and youve just opened the park with 1 entertainer and a postbox.

And lol @97, frogs drown


how about:
- turning evil will grant you god-like abilites and/or additional strength and/or abilities
-everybody seems to have some kind of weakness you can exploit

actually oreomonkey ur even more ignorant...have u ever played tenchu z its in japanesee with subtitles in english, how bout that now

they forgot: if you die in the wilderness, you will soon be standing in the nearest town and noone will question how you got there

103 you can allways just lode your game if you die

102. the computer doesnt mind not killing you while you take a pee if you press start.

103. or no matter how many times you shoot someone online it only takes one shot in the leg to kill you.

104. cops will completely ignore a terorist attack happining right behind them but when you walk across the street when the pretty red hand stops blinking the army comes after you.

105. you can run, jump, swim, and play basketball with a minigun but you cant aim it any higher than waist level.

106. a magical floating pill can slow the world down and turn you into superman.

107. cell phones can hold numbers, text messages, pictures, and cheat codes.

108. people in hospital waiting rooms dont have health care so its ok to kill them

109. open dumpsters are the new coffins (if you played hitman you get that one)

110. beating a song on expert 100% is equivalent to a 3 year old singing the ABC's.

111. Cheetoes are part of the atkins diet for gamers

112. why quest for hours on end for money when you could just magicly make an infinate number of valuables pop up in front of you just bly clicking a scroll twice

113. when you play a pc game you can walk on air by typing god mode

114. you can make friends that you will never meet just by saying hi

115. video game chat rooms are sausage fests

i forgot one lol
116. the ignore button is around for one reason... to use on the 7 year old boy that talks like mikey mouse and has the voice changer to +5 while playing the chicken dance song in the backround screaming his own words to it as his older brother attemps to play the trumpet in his ear(gasps for air)and their mom has her loud mouth friend over to watch lifetime in the next room...this has happened before

Loved that article, but you forget the whole
"Enemies are impervious to world ending natural disasters while you were across the galaxy saving some computerized bitch, but when you come back they're all dandy and ready to piss you off in 3 games" :)

45,48,57=lolz

"Many, if not all, problems can be solved with a Holy Hand Grenade." very very true
worms is the best

They forgot: Everything around you stops when you look at your watch

I actually can't believe you guys read these comments, but I found that out a couple days ago. Please, keep the lists coming. I really enjoy them. :) My lists are never entertaining.

they forgot -

no matter what species you are, you can breath in space and on all other planets

despite contrary belief, sound and explosions can happen in space

not everyone speaks english, most almost everytime, u are fluent in every language in the galaxy