You kinda take some of these things for granted after seeing it happen a shitload of times.

nice job GR

Don't ever hit the chickens with a sword. While this may seem the most logical source of nourishment all it does is piss them off.

Instead, murder a local villager, who will drop a roast on a plate for you as his dying act.

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Number 55 is the best lol

What about it's possible to jump whilst in mid-air after already jumping off the ground

Or punching someone in the face is more effective then shotting them in the exact same spot.

what about "when ever you go underwater all music turns into harps"
Hah

OMFG this is amazing #100 made me laugh sooooo hard oh and jimsondante nice ones.

-Your worse enemy looks exactly like you except a different color
-Trained police/SWAT/military guys either couldn't hit you if you where 3 feet away or can headshot you from 100 yards through a wall
-You can walk down the street with a fully automatic weapon and not get in trouble
-Cops won't bother you about the bullet hole and the blood splatter on the windsheild of the car your driving
-You know something important is going to happen if the music changes
-Running from one side of the city to the next is perfectly normal
-You can run/jump/sprint for hours without getting tired or resting
-Headshot kill zombies on Earth, dismemberment kills zombies in space
-6ft5 soldiers that weigh 500 pounds in body armor can stand/move/squat/shoot while on the tiniest of ledges.
-Assassins where white hoodies and are missing a finger
-All demon hunters have "attitude"
-If you're going to save the world, you are most likely emo
-Lawyers are all pure-hearted, have spiky hair, and assistants who summon dead people
-Plastic instruments make you a rock star
-You can lift a sword that is bigger than you with one hand
-If you sword is shaped like a key, you can open anything and tresure chests open with a tap

103:any RPG:your opponants will wait FOREVER until you make your move

104:the sims:NO ONE speaks proper english

105:assassins creed:some woman can...no,WILL insist you give her money,but if you hurt her in any way,shape,or form, everyone hates you.

I love it. There're a few I don't get, and a few that are pretty much recycled, but overall a fantastic read.

#97: Frogs die in water.

That is the best one out of all of them, I think.

Nice article

Didn't you get this off a T-shirt?

Lol
these posts are awesome, always make me laugh when im bored

BIG MEN SLOW, LITTLE WOMEN WEEK!!

What game are the girls in #89 from? Devil May Cry?

wow you just changed my conception of fat people! time to kill all my fat friends your first santa >=(

btw i never noticed why froggger couldnt swim pretty sad

- When randomly finding a weapon in the street, you should always yell a bad ass quote like "Come get some"

-Most cellphones and electronic device will work just find even if you swim with them for 2 km.

-A night in jail is usually enough to have your trial ready the day after.

-Every one you meet outside a city will most likely try to kill you.

-If you look far enough, you may notice trees appearing as you walk.

-You cannot buy a Ferrari even if you have the money to do so, unless the guy working at the dealer got a call to be sure that you beat some other guy in a race.

-Trigering an alarm while tresspassing is allright, it will goes off a minute later. But trigering 2 others means you have fail your mission and must go back to the entry point.

-A worker and 500$ should be more than enough for any generals to have a big army up and running in 8 min.

-If a mayor wants to demolish someone house to put a big statue of himself instead, it's perfectly allright to do so. In fact, it will increase the mayor rating of the adjacent houses.

-If you're a commander, it's allright to call artillery support to an area with some of your mens in it, as long as there is more of the opposite team, you should be winner overall.

-Waiting 12 hours for a store to open in pouring rain shouldn't trigger any emotion from you.

-If a swordmen is placed in a mountain and his attacked by a tank, the swordmen might easily win this one... (This one is from Civilization, I think it should be said lol)

-If you're a rockstar, it's perfectly allright to not play any solo part at all, as long as you play the rest of the song good enough.

-It's easy to remove mine fields with a little logic.