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103:if your fellow soldiers all dissappear,it is perfectly fine to search for them for 99.99 seconds, then return to your normal search route,on your own,at midnight, while a murderer is on the loose to your knowledge, has been sighted within 5 metres of you in the last 3 minutes, but you are sure that you are imagining things even though there are dead bodies littered everywhere. i think this pretty much sums up my day in south africa.
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protospasm - 11 months 12 days ago

#102: In cases of drastic and sudden memory loss, the infirmed must immediately begin steps to amass 2-9 persons and attempt saving the world despite overwhelming odds.

Amniesia is a symptom of world-savy-itis... and there is no fighting it.

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FierceDeity - 11 months 12 days ago

and who could forget that you can get rich by cutting grass and breaking pots

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ablebobby - 11 months 12 days ago

LOL, all I know is that without video games, I would go completely bonkers.

jess
http://www.online-privacy.cz.tc

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SonicX_89 - 11 months 12 days ago

Another great list. Seriously, how do they keep it up?

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blammm - 11 months 12 days ago

http://www.FilthyRichmond.com

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Craza - 11 months 12 days ago

Awesome article! I think it's the best I've seen in a long-ass time!

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blammm - 11 months 12 days ago

Great story...Will there be a follow up?? Something tells me there's more to this story....

Frank
http://stuffididlastnight.com

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Shellghost - 11 months 12 days ago

#103 the only way to solve a rat problem is to swing your sword at them

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uvebeenpwned - 11 months 12 days ago

u forgot one thing:

102:halo 3:you may have fallen from space but youll die if you fall in water

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thephntm - 11 months 12 days ago

if you throw a boomerang with magical properties and it hits an enemy, it will not fall to the ground. instead it comes right back to you, no matter what, especially if you're a tasmanian tiger who fight frilled lizards.

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harepatel - 11 months 12 days ago

the used the crates and boxes ones a million times they were funny but there could have been some other ones like no matter how many times u die the only way you win is is the enemy dies first

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Moschetto - 11 months 12 days ago

"30. No girls."

Yes, because no games have female characters.

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Skellington - 11 months 12 days ago

I didn't get number 47; Bus-loads of people will turn up to a mostly empty field to see a man in a hippo costume stand next to a mail box. Can someone explain?

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Bryce2552 - 11 months 12 days ago

#102- All opponents will do everything over and over until you dont suck.

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bratman_13 - 11 months 12 days ago

I wish 71 was true....so much....

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blammm - 11 months 12 days ago

I really think you forgot a few important ones about driving, even tho im not a fan... -Crashing your car in walls causes no visible damage and doesn't your performance.
-Flipping your car over is only a minor inconvenience as all you have to do is wait for it to reset in the middle of the road.
-Crashing rivals into walls and doing cool stuff allows you to go faster.
-Keep your first car, its enough to beat nearly any races...

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Juggernaut140 - 11 months 12 days ago

#102

While in combat, everyone will stop what they're doing so you can target an individual body part.

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