I love these
how about:

Increasing the armor on your boots does infact raise the damage resistance of your chest and head

Trip mines and rigged explosives know the difference between the team that put them down and the enemy

Hucking a grenade as high and far as you can without any real direction isn't a safety hazard, its a way to get easy kills

Elite US snipers can only hold their breath for 3 seconds, 5 if their lungs are made of iron

Staying underwater too long has the same health effects as being shot repeatidly

Being addicted too drugs can be easily cured by paying an untrained doctor some useless bottlecaps

I love these
how about:

Increasing the armor on your boots does infact raise the damage resistance of your chest and head

Trip mines and rigged explosives know the difference between the team that put them down and the enemy

Hucking a grenade as high and far as you can without any real direction isn't a safety hazard, its a way to get easy kills

Elite US snipers can only hold their breath for 3 seconds, 5 if their lungs are made of iron

Staying underwater too long has the same health effects as being shot repeatidly

Being addicted too drugs can be easily cured by paying an untrained doctor some useless bottlecaps

-Due to some astronomical fluke in the universe, you and only you are immune to death because if you die, you will be transported back in time shortly before you were killed to try again. However, there is a series of time gliches, with scientists have dubbed "cut-scenes". In which, if you or your friends were to die, it would be permanent.

--Whoever you are, you are an expert with every type of firearm...ever.* ("I am Resident Evil flash)
--Useful items always glimmer no matter how little light there is in a room.
--It is customary to cook chickens and roast beef and put them outside for passing adventurers.
--Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A is the real meaning of life. Once you know it, you can gain immortality, super-strength, or even kooky costumes for your next lifetime.
--Surprisingly, most species from other planets are shaped similarly to boobs and penises.
--God didn't do this. Not even your tortured psyche. It was all just a dog.

Everyone is actually left handed. Those of you who think you're not have simply had the entire world flipped over to give that impression.

21 is talking bout dah path of the furon. hahah thank gawd i rented it

When you're comrads have fallen to the ground from bullet fire, all you have to do is run up and touch them, and they will be fine no matter where or how many times they've been shot, as long as it's not in the head.

Even if you are wearing a super advanced helmet, you can still get your head blown off.

You can hold many types of weapons, herbs, ammo, and even food in a case that you carry with you at all times that you never see never never slows you down even if you are carrying 3 RPG launchers, a shotgun, and a machine gun.

Sometimes alcohol is good for you.

Other times it is bad for you.

If you are on a date with a girl, she will get in a car with you and let you drive no matter how many times you've fallen down 5 seconds ago from being so drunk.

Enemies will never hear you coming, even if you are listening to the radio on your wrist watch thing, which also holds hundreds of weapons, pieces of armor, diary tapes, articles, and numbers of other things.

Even after a nuclear holocaust, audio tapes will still be used.

The US and China will launch nuclear missles at each other and end up blowing everything up, and no other country will fire off a single missle or try to send peace keepers to calm everyone down.

You can find an alien blaster that disintigrates almost everything that it shoos in one shot, and even though the friend of a person that you just turned into dust will still keep fighting you with a baseball bat.

Even if you did just turn a person into a pile of dust, they're weapons, armor, and anything that aids your health will still be in perfect condition.

In the future after a nuclear holocaust, bottle caps will be widely recognized as currency.

Lol i got one:

You can kill any creature or human in the world. Whether it be abominatins, mutants, or survivors of the nuclear holocaust, they can be killed with anything, from your fists to a gun. However, humanity evolved in the years after the war. Now, kids are invincible. They can even survive point blank shots from mini nuclear weapons

I noticed wile reading this, that alot of these rules aply to fallout 3 :P (awsome game)

Here's another one that is from fallout 3 and other games aswell - "Radiation will make everything in the world stronger, bigger, faster but usualy dummer. however if you touch it you will die!

Heh some funny points, nice^^

my favorite one was number 77

btw how bout this:no matter what you're doing you can always just press start and the world will freeze

Haha, I loved that. x3

1-Women have no nipples.
2-The smaller the boobs a woman has, the more likely she is to get kidnapped.
3-For all the children that are killed and crippled on land mines, so long as you or someone from your squad set it you'll never detonate one.
4- (baseball bat x crowbar^2)/police baton = chainsaw

man i love these lists. this one is not as good as the first one but still good.

DNA search projects were abandoned after the following scientific discovery about animals was published:After an egg is created the parents access a child modification menu where they choose its characteristics and number of eyes-legs-wings-hands etc, and of course where exactly they will be located.who the **** cares about gins?

In spite of wearing a space age super high-tec suit that can easily turn you invisible, a pistol bullet will cost 10-20 health!

Despite what rumours you may have heard beware BULLETPROOF JACKETS DO NOT STOP BULLETS!They do give you some extra health though.

Just call (362)-555-0100 and you will instantly regain your health even after a few bullets in your chest!

There are little other enemies for the U.S army besides terrorists and aliens.Oh i forgot comies!

Go ahead just tap F1.You will probably be able to see yourself from behind unless you have changed your key mapping!

There are so many wh***s walking on the pavement you don't which one to choose!But to get noticed BLOCK THEIR WAY WITH YOUR CAR! they might call you some bad words first but then you will be asked if you want a good time.

did u think there are cute dogs and animals just waiting for you to play with them? YOU SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANIMALS ARE EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL and even more evil.If your life is an adventure you will have to evade them,if your life is a shooting or a role-playing game then you will have to kill them or they will rip of your throat.EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Of course that might be the revenge for the numerous chickens-crabs-turtles that U.S super soldiers wearing nanosuits throughout the years have killed-thrown deeply in the ocean-thrown on guys speaking korean

If you are shot your vision turns red.always! it can't not turn red!it is abnormal!

One of the best weapons you can find in a combat zone is of course anything that can be thrown on your opponent as it will 99.99% kill him instantly

Shooting someone's feet with a sniper rifle from 300 m. away will kill him.However be careful:a SCAR won't do the job!

sorry for the long post i had lots of ideas:)

how about: to pick something up all you have to do is walk over it

or: first aid kits heal even the most severe of injuries

alko i love that game too!

a special gernade can be stuck to anyone it touches... but it still manages to get of your hand when your throwing it


100th??? beastly

Here's one

-In a firefight all enemies will die after two shots to the foot. You however can take 15 shots sit in a corner and be perfectly fine after a mere 5 seconds