-You chose what you look like as an adult just before you were born. When you did this you also chose what your farther looks like.
-You are the main character, everyone else is just an npc, they have no real thoughts or feelings, and are completely stupid.
-Men and women are equal in every way, the only difference is in appearance.
-You may have already died. Luckily you reverted to the checkpoint or auto save that occured earlier. You and no one else will remember your death and you will have to go throught the events prior to your death again. This is a curse as well as a blessing.
-A hot girl tells you to bring a bottle of wine and meet her at the old mill before sunset. You arrive late, she is not there.
Do not worry you can meet her the next evening in that very same place because she will keep turning up until you meet her. Infact you could be a month late and she wont complain!
I liked that in the Silent Hill video for 95 about locked doors, a lot of the time he's carrying a fire axe and can't open a wooden door!
It's true that the real firemen only carry fire axes in case there are any zombies in burning buildings.
Or maybe, like ChainChomp said, you can cjoose wat you look like, but once u beat the tutorial levels a magic box will pop up out of nowhere, and ask you "did you not like anything about your childhood" and if so you can use your magical time machine to fix that. Copyright blah blah blah goes to ZeroPuncuation for all that.
Here's one:
You are allowed to purchase deathly lightsabers over the internet even if you are a socially adept and half mad johnny knoxville look alike
"81. Boomerangs are in fact extremely useful tools and potentially deadly weapons, and not crappy toys that fall on the ground every time you throw them."
Actually, boomerangs were used for hunting, so they must be dangerous. Probably broke necks.
Great article otherwise.
-If you and a friend are doing something and your friend accidentally dies, you have the option of going back in time to try the activity again, or just quit and go back to your friend who somehow comes back to life and forgets that they died.
-The world is not full of colors, but instead has a dull brown shade covering everything
-Not only is capturing wild animals, enslaving them, and then making them fight to the point of them fainting legal, but it is an important part of every child's life.
-No one will ever want to talk to you unless they want you to do some random task for them. Then when you complete the task, they will go back to not talking to you.
-Do not underestimate a fighter because she is a woman, especially if she has legs the size of tree trunks.
-Never go near lava because it could contain a giant octopus who spits watermelons at you.
-If you do something impressive, a message will appear informing you that you did something impressive. However, these announcements can come at the worst times and can block your view.
howz about....
: You can carry dozens of weapons around with you but the only one that you can see is the one you're holding.(GTA, Half-Life, etc, etc)
: During gunfights your comrades can stay out of cover for minutes and never get shot at once, but as soon as you poke your head out everyone on the other side will start firing at you.(CoD, GoW, etc, etc)
I remember somebody making fun of a pc game from the early 90's called Stunts this way. They said things like "Every time you hit any object at any speed, your windshield will crack".