how about..

A long time ago bees became the sworn enemy of zombies and will gladly kill waves of the for you, and will not even bother to sting you

no matter how heinous your injury, injesting any form of food or drink will heal your injury and will have no affect on your performance.

no matter how heinous your injury, injesting any form of food or drink will heal your injury and will have no affect on your performance.

oops

#2 my friend walked into a rock in saints row and started sinking into the ground and then blew up.

This list is amazing.
However, Part 1 was better and you missed one important fact:

- It doesn't matter if you are a Private, General, or Commander. There is always someone higher than you and you always do the most work. You will never be promoted.

^^ Basically every WWII game while playing offline

how about these- mimes are everywhere, and make invisible walls all around the world. These walls can be destroyed or crossed in any way- the leader of highly intellegent assassins and fighters can only use 3 different moves, and will always do them in the same order, with ample warning before the attack-You can travel to the world at any time instantly for free-anyone in the world can freeze time for any period of time by pushing a single button-you can only eat 24 bites of food a day, and drinking beverages counts as taking bites-no matter how strong or how intellegent you are, you can only know 4 attacks. If you want to learn a new attack and you already have 4 attacks, you have to instantly forget a move you have, Forever!- when you enter a battle, a weapon will appear in your hand. When the battle is over, the weappon will dissappear.- you can never change into a different outfit, Ever!- no matter how far you go or where you run to, you will always be followed by floating bars, maps, and numbers- everyone in the world speaks the same language- every species of animal in the world can fit into a tomato sized ball

how about these

no matter what u r wearing u can somehow hide an ak47,uzi,pistol,rocket launcher,grenades,shotgun,baseball bat,and an "s" load of ammo in ur pockets

everybody looks amazingly similar

and u can be in a chase for 2 days with the cops and never have to go to the bathroom

nice one TriGunGunner, the one about the bars everywhere

how about this

(counts for star wars movies too(dont whine im a fan)) how the "f" are there humans that speak only english in other galaxies

Every liscense plate says ND4SPD on it.

-Y2K actually did happen, but was stopped by some time-traveling kids, a frog, a robot, and a cavewoman.
-In the future, the military will develop the technology to develop anything they need out of mysterious blue crystals.
-Disney characters are real, and exist on very small planets.
-The power to shoot webs is only useful for rescuing construction workers and balloons.
-All gay men are skilled in the art of war.
-Everyone in the seventies consisted of, at most, 3 pixels.

A soldiers greatest and most used weapon is a verbal assult on the enemies sexual orientation

I think that most birds are invisible
and that you are able to hold 2 weapons at the same time only if you reach a certain skill.

ah

1. you cannot see wild animals running around in the grass but somehow fight you almost everytime you take a step

2. if you kill someone in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses every gaurd in the country will know.

3. attacking a small animal (usually a small rat or bird) with your most powerful move will only make it faint

4. surgery can be performed in a matter of seconds

5. you can heal your team mates with a sryinge over and over again but cannot use it on yourself in last stand

6. you get experience points for killing someone

7. there is always a random green diamond floating above your head but nobody comments on it

8.you can use the same dialog over and over again without the person ever getting bored

9. in jrpgs people only usually have a maximum
of 3 lines of dialog and can only move 6 ft before walking back

10. time will freeze if you talk to someone in a middle of a fight

11. in a concert you can choose what difficulty you want to play and it sounds exactly the same as a higher or lower difficulty even though you do not hit the same notes.

12. any singer in a band can perfectly imatate any other singer.

13. everybody in jrpgs uses about a 1 litre of hair gell


ok im done

oh and also you acn have a hair cut that actualy makes it grow same as with a beard

Video Games just totally ROCK

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-Your feet don't excist. Especially if you're carrying a large gun.

-Fleshwounds can easily be healed by food.

-People can only see you if you walk directly in front of them.

-If you do, a huge exclamation mark will appear over their heads.

-Invulnerability can be achieved by walking in circles while cycling trough your weapons.

-Don't put rocks in water or grass, it's their only weakness.


That's all I had.

Maps never show the names of locations until you have been there. Also, these same maps have a 'fog' feature on them that clears away once you have explored that area.

lol'd on every one

-The best way to handle stolen goods is to place them on the floor outside the shop you stole them from, then get arrested.
After you have served your sentence return to the stolen goods and pick them up, no one will mind.

-When on the battlefield give your allies the best weapons, they never run out of ammo, and certain allies are invincible, making them an unstoppable killing machine.

-Some people can not be killed, they will only become unconscious instead of dying.

-Thats not blood all over his chips! Its tomato sauce! You big jessie!