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Extreme violence and sexy nurses. This is one Pokemon movie that we would probably admit to watching

It's a shame that this trailer is for a Pokemon film that's never going to get released. It's got violence and sex and guns and torture and swears - all the necessary ingredients for a proper film for grown-ups. It'd be the best movie since Piranha 3D. This is Pokemon Apokelypse and it definitely won't be coming to a cinema near you anytime ever:


The short story behind the Pokemon Apokelypse promo is that it's a 'fan-trailer responding to the common trend of 'dark and gritty' reboots of popular franchises'. For the long story, head over to ShogunGamer - they've got a full-on interview with the people behind the project.

If, in a world of unicorns and make-believe, Pokemon Apokelypse actually became a reality, would you pay money to watch it?

September 22, 2010

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49 comments

  • Ganonpork - September 27, 2010 12:05 p.m.

    XD hooooooooooly fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
  • MetalFTW - September 26, 2010 11:50 p.m.

    FUCK YEAH!
  • Metroidhunter32 - September 25, 2010 4:09 p.m.

    If the pokemon didn't look quite so freakish this would have potential.
  • LordAlzorn - September 25, 2010 7:30 a.m.

    They looked like Spore creatures
  • MassSaber - September 23, 2010 2:21 p.m.

    In my mind this is how i've always seen Pokemon I mean you go around capturing animals some on the verge of extinction and force then to fight. With Japanese developers westernizing their games it's a very slight that Pokemon could end this movie.... god I hope it does!!!
  • CyrusDragonZero - September 23, 2010 11:27 a.m.

    Seriously.... that was amazing... just.. I mean wow... I was just floored by Team Rocket (James, Jessie and Meowth) I would go to the midnight showing of that... Kudos to those guys.
  • thatblindgamer - September 23, 2010 4:44 a.m.

    Wow. That looks bad. In a good way.
  • lordvader178 - September 23, 2010 3:40 a.m.

    My god it looks so bad xD
  • ajmac1990 - September 23, 2010 3:08 a.m.

    Yes. Yes I would.
  • chainsawninja600 - September 23, 2010 2:31 a.m.

    I think i might have watched it if it was real
  • Limbo - September 23, 2010 2:30 a.m.

    The Pokemon were just plain disturbing. Otherwise, I really liked it and I would definitely want a full movie. The cheesy lines from the TV show made it ten times better. "When will this stop?" "WHEN I CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!"
  • Amnesiac - September 22, 2010 11:53 p.m.

    I, in my infinite power, formally declare this to be The Best Thing In Human History.
  • lobsterhunt - September 22, 2010 10:44 p.m.

    This would be amazing. I would definitely pay to watch.
  • Not Snake - September 22, 2010 10:43 p.m.

    I thought I would regret watching this. But, no. I'm satisfied with this insanity. It's good insanity.
  • Psylockerules - September 22, 2010 10:14 p.m.

    although some of the pokemon look really crap a few look quite good, i actually thought Jigglypuff in the strip club and Squirtle looked great. loved James getting a pedicure
  • chicknwang93 - September 22, 2010 9:40 p.m.

    I dont even like pokemon anymore and i wanna watch it.
  • abbottfrizzell - September 22, 2010 9:33 p.m.

    was that mewtwo making someone kill themselves? ....awesome!!
  • Larinah - September 22, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    I'd pay to see this. And I actually disagree with TheBoz. I think if a good filmmaker was to team up with Gamefreak, you could target the movie towards teens and make a killing. I sorta laughed a bit when they did the team rocket line towards the end of it though.
  • deformedorange - September 22, 2010 9 p.m.

    DO WANT
  • Sala106 - September 22, 2010 8:37 p.m.

    Kinda cried a lil when i saw pikachu a beat up like that :/

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