E3 07: The food of E3

We tasted it all, and we rate it harshly for your amusement

Halo 3

A pathetic showing - greasy potato chips, mixed nuts and fried... something. The proximity of the yet-to-be-released Halo 3 limited edition controller is about the only thing that salvages this sad array... until you realize that it's the color of baby puke, and it's put us off our meager munchies.

A man cannot live on nuts.

Better than the game?

An unqualified "no." Halo 3 is perhaps the most anticipated game of the year, in a year stuffed with colossal hits.