E3 07: The food of E3

We tasted it all, and we rate it harshly for your amusement

Microsoft (press conference)

We were hoping that Microsoft's press conference would honor the unspoken compact between journalist and megalithic corporate entity - provide tasty eats so we can provide you coverage, without a pesky rumbling in our stomachs. Unfortunately, our editors were stymied by a total lack of grub, and had to resort to pigging out on chili dogs at a gas station.

Since MS had its presser at Santa Monica High School, we were at least expecting room-temperature pizza rectangles. No dice.

Better than the games?

Viva Pinata Party Animals? Yes. Halo 3? No.