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Every time you do a Duke-like deed, you’re rewarded with a permanent boost to your EGO meter – and there are Easter eggs in every nook and cranny to give you extra doses of self confidence. Getting a high score on the Duke Nukem pinball game in Duke Nukem’s personal gym will give you more EGO, for example. But you’re often rewarded with EGO boosts just for being curious. Take a moment to admire your reflection in the mirror or find out what happens when you punch a douchebag NPC in the face and the EGO boosts will come your way.
Above: The Holsom twins are Duke’s bustiest fans. When the aliens kidnap them along with all the other hot girls in Las Vegas, Duke takes matters into his own meaty hands
It’s not long before news of an imposing alien mothership hovering over Las Vegas breaks. The President of the United States of America and the head of the US Military are quick to urge you to not take any hostile action against the ominous alien ship. But once the aliens start kidnapping all the hot girls to breed an alien invasion force, nothing can stop Duke from doing what he was born to do: kick some alien ass.
Above: There are lots of encounters where Duke mans up with a turret to take out the trash. This boss fight finds you blasting away at an alien mothership from the roof of the Lady Killer Casino
Above: Mowing down waves of pigs in the streets of Las Vegas
Above: You can draw all over this whiteboard with your marker. Drawing a penis proved too difficult for us, which was dissapointing after seeing the marker mechanic revealed at PAX. But this is just a tiny drop in DNF's gigasmic bucket of Easter eggs
Above: For some reason, pee pee humor pissed us off in the Postal games. But it feels great in DNF. What a relief!
Above: During firefights like these, there were times when DNF stumbled a bit with some jerky movements that made it hard to keep enemies in our sights
During one boss fight, we faced monstrously obese alien raining rockets on us from above. We tried fighting him the way we might approach a boss in a Halo game. Every time we tried to stand up to him face-to-face, dodging his attacks and blasting him whenever we had a free moment, we died. In the end, we kited him into a narrow hallway where we let the boss kill himself by crossing over a series of trip mines we laid out before him. It felt cheap, like we were cheating. But you know what? It also felt great at the same time. Because that’s exactly the kind of thing we used to do to beat old Doom bosses or to clear areas in a Serious Sam game, the kind of thing that fits perfectly in the world of Duke Nukem.
The action itself also felt rough at times. It should be noted that we were still playing an early build of the game, but there were times when firefights made Duke Nukem Forever feel more old than oldschool. Sometimes we found it hard to keep enemies in our sights as they bounced about the screen jerkily.
Above: Once you down this boss, you'll be able to properly humiliate him with a flurry of punches to the groin
Above: Duke Nukem Forever has some balls. Big, boss balls that you beat with your bare fists
Still, all nitpickery aside, we can’t help remaining utterly excited about Duke Nukem Forever. It seems like shooters lost their sense of humor somewhere along the line. Whether you have fond memories of Duke Nukem 3D or are a complete stranger to the series, mark our words: Duke Nukem Forever will leave its mark on this industry when it releases this May.
Let the haters hate. Our first honest to goodness look at Duke Nukem Forever suggests that this will be exactly the kind of game we wanted to play years ago, today. The attitude, the toilet humor, the unaplogetic Al Bundy-ness of the lady loving Duke: it's all there. Red barrels will explode, steroid-powered punches will be thrown, and legions of pig cops will fall as you mow them down with heavy machine gun fire. Duke Nukem Forever is finally coming, and it's going to take you back to the time when it was okay for a hero to have some balls, when taking cover was for pussies, and when strategy and tactics meant doing whatever it took to win. The Duke is back, and it’s about damn time.
Feb 9, 2011
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