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Pokemon Diamond / Pearl


10 signs you're playing too much Pokemon

Are you addicted? Find out now

We've been playing a lot of Pokemon recently. But is it too much? Here's how to tell. If any of the following sound familiar, it might be time to take a break. Be honest now...

1) You hear the level up chime in your head when you accomplish an everyday task

2) You avoid long grass or take the shortest route through it when you're feeling fatigued

3) You spray insect repellent on your clothes and walk with confidence for 100 paces

4) You tap your watch repeatedly in the hope it will reveal the location of dropped $20 bills.

5) You wonder whether giving your cat some candy will make it evolve into a tiger

6) You make suggestive eye contact with anyone in the street, especially if they're just standing around

7) You fill your bookcases with books on wildlife, but never read them

8) You forgive power cable-chewing mice because they're electric-type, after all.

9) You demand a pin-badge from the manager of your local gym whenever you use it

10) You buy jars of honey for extortionate prices and then slather the contents on tree trunks

Above: It didn't work - Dusty's still a cat. Maybe Yorkie bars aren't rare enough...

Did any of them sound familiar? It's OK, you can rest here. Do you want to rest now? Yes/No

Saving a lot of data, please wait...

August 9, 2007


 
32 Comments
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Garchomp617  - 9 months 28 days ago 
Ha ha ha! I personally think the best one is the one about giving a cat candy.
MoonPig  - 5 months 17 days ago 
3 words (ish) W. T. F.
jakery22  - 5 months 16 days ago 
LOL. Yorkie's given to cats. WTF

ReCAPTCHA : Ruptured ROBERT
Poor Robert :'(
magicman_88  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Pokémon!!
Mattgue  - 5 months 16 days ago 
LOL does anybody really do all 10 things????
maybe 9
The_Zanger  - 5 months 16 days ago 
lol, I have actually avoided tall grass for fear of pokemon.
somerandomchap  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Awesome artical, make a sequal 10 signs your playing too much gta, that should be interesting.
Cwf2008  - 5 months 16 days ago 
Poor Dusty. Try a 100 Grand Bar.

ReCAPTCHA: February teasels
GrantG  - 5 months 15 days ago 
My cat eats Goldfish crackers, but he no turn into tiger...
Conman93  - 5 months 15 days ago 
Awesome article
PlatypusFan  - 5 months 15 days ago 
#7 yes the other ones not so much
RandomSamurai13  - 5 months 15 days ago 
How did you know my symptoms?
But honestly, some are kinda true, although not to extremes. Although I was singing the music that plays when a Pokemon's leveled up in school yesterday, but I haven't done a lot of these things. *Gives Fruit Patille to Hire (my tortoise)* Damn you, you're meant to evolve into Wartortle!
Demonflare  - 5 months 15 days ago 
I luv Pokemon! Yea! The shows are retarded though. But the DS and Gameboy Advance games are fun! And the chara. in the games are hot.
lovinmyps3  - 5 months 14 days ago 
lol sugestive eye contact with strangers just standing around

the last pokemon game i played was red (and i still play it from time to time)
gamemaster100  - 5 months 12 days ago 
i play a lot of pokemon and this stuff never happens to me.
Da-Ku  - 4 months 22 days ago 
Yes... Waiting... OMG NO! Corrupted data! xD
ArcturusMengsk  - 4 months 22 days ago 
Whew none apply. Too bad I am badly addicted. Is there a Trainer's Anonymous?
Manny-Faces  - 4 months 21 days ago 
yellow version is the best because a pikachu follows you how much cooler can that be

and since no one said it FiRsT!
RandomIdoit  - 4 months 21 days ago 
how many actually apply to me? 0!
@Manny-Faces: it caould be much, much, cooler.
RandomIdoit  - 4 months 21 days ago 
oops mispelling on could.
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Pokemon Diamond / Pearl
Pokemon Diamond / Pearl

Genre: Role Playing
Expected release date: 04/22/2007
Published by: Nintendo
Developed by: Game Freak
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