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The Top 7... worst jobs for game characters

Nobody wants to dig bottomless pits, but some poor sap has to

Wanted: Mortal Kombat fatality practice squad.

Job description: To die. Turnover rate extremely high.

Submit resumes to: Shang Tsung, maybe Goro if he's available.

Suckage factor: Tough to say. On one hand, you're going to die, but on the other you can only die once. The really bad days are when a new fatality idea goes astray and doesn't kill you. Then you've got to wait until they work out the kinks like Tony Hawk figuring out how to land a 900. Instead of skinned knees, you'll have a skinned face. But when you go, know that your sacrifice will lead to this:


 
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Da-Ku  - 1 year 3 months ago 
The Comment System Is Good But Not I Have To Go Back To Every Article I Read And Say "Great Article"... *sigh*
GamesRadarCharlieBarratt  - 1 year 4 days ago 
Keep fighting the good fight, Da-Ku.
Hurricrane  - 11 months 27 days ago 
rofls, RPG villains only serve mute spiked hair dudes XD
Manny-Faces  - 11 months 27 days ago 
what games the turtle first boss from again im having a brain fart any1?
and good article never looked at games like this before.
dougle  - 10 months 23 days ago 
great artical
dougle  - 10 months 23 days ago 
oops *article...lol what a noob
runninglizard55  - 9 months 11 days ago 
wow the mortal kombat video was great makes me remember why my mom wouldn't get the game for me when i was in the third and forth grade
killemall  - 8 months 10 days ago 
its been along time since i've wanted to play motal kombat... but the gruesomeness just makes me want more. I thirst for fatalities~~~
MOOSE1234  - 8 months 19 hours ago 
aww..last...so far...good article lol at plumber one
dewfish  - 6 months 12 days ago 
the enemy who starts off big and bad and slowly becomes laughable as the game wears on is mostly found in RPGs. Remeber the giant snake in the desert in FFVII? The first time you face him, tough as nails. You get to disc 3 or disc 4 and return to that desert, you can kill him with one hit.
Remake  - 4 months 28 days ago 
I had to stop the movie after 2 minutes of Mortal Kombat fatalities... that's too much brutal violence for my eyes.
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