Vampire Rain (360) & Anubis II (Wii)
Why get one game, when you could get two for the price of one? That’s the kind of gift-buying logic that winds up with you feigning enthusiasm for a bungled bundle of terrible games whose price has been slashed because the only people that are gullible enough to buy them are non-gamers.

Good luck with selling or trading in these horrible excuses for entertainment. If you do manage to find a sucker to take them off your hands, you’ll get you so little money that it’s hardly worth the effort. At least you can start a nice fire with a bunch of coal pieces and cook up some steaks on the old hibachi. Think we’re being too harsh? Check out our scathing reviews of Vampire Rain and Anubis II for yourself.

Above: Copies of Vampire Rain and Anubis II won’t provide enough heat to cook up some steaks. But they will make them smell like burnt plastic