Carol Vorderman’s Sudoku (PC, DS, PS2, PSP)
A lump of coal will look just as good a million years from now. The same can’t be said for Carol Vorderman in Carol Vorderman’s Sudoku. The UK television personality and columnist may have a somewhat MILF-ish appeal on her good days, but we’re going to have to agree with fashion critics Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall who described Vorderman as “an overdone eighties nightmare.”

Even if you do like Sudoku, you’ll be better off picking up an overpriced book of puzzles at the airport just like everyone else instead of trying to improve your game with the help of a middle-aged wrinkly woman in low cut outfits and jazzercise jumpsuits that looks like something your mom would wear.

Above: Behold the power of Photoshop and check out Carol Vorderman’s varying degrees of do-ability