Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (DS, PC)
Sometimes silence is golden. Unlike Jeff Foxworthy and the worthless guests on the game show, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, coal will never torture you with a joke about how you might be a redneck or let it slip that it doesn’t know how many feet are in yard.

Winning doesn’t say much about your intelligence, as it only proves that you’re smarter than a fifth grader, but getting an answer wrong only leads to shame by demonstrating how utterly stupid you are. The person who got you this either finds Jeff Foxworthy entertaining or thinks that you do. In either case, you should do everything in your power to sever all relations with this gift giver as soon as possible.

Below: If you think that Europe is a country, you might learn something from the game version of this television show