As far as Friday mornings go, today's delivery of post was a bit different. Instead of a few non-descript jiffy bags with preview code for train simulators and PC DLC, we got a pair of bikini models.
Above: Nathan takes delivery of the two DOA models
There they were, sitting by the post box, smelling of coconuts, with a UMD of Dead or Alive: Paradise in hand. We took the opportunity to photograph them, especially as they insisted on writing a few stories for the Internet before they boarded their private jet back to Paradise Island.
Above: She just missed her deadline. Cundy is not amused
If any other game companies want a guaranteed story on their game, we recommend you take note. Not that we're easily swayed or anything.
Above: We refuse to accept any games from now on unless they are wrapped like this
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