Crysis memes - The best jokes and images we've seen

Taking aim at Crysis' Prophet

Words: Matt Bradford on February 16, 2013

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Crysis memes - The best jokes and images we've seen

Crytek's Crysis series has fought hard to stand among the best of the FPS genre. But like anything else at the top, it's a target for the slings and arrows of internet mockery.
With only a handful of titles to work with, hunting down Crysis memes was tricky. Despite the odds, we soldiered on and traveled to future New York and back to bring you our picks for the best memes, jokes, and images the internet has to offer. As always, however, we were aided in our mission by the likes of Crydev.net, DIYdespair, DIYlol.com, memegenerator, memebase, memecenter, quickmeme, etc.
So without further ado, on with the funny...
Live to meme another day

So what did we learn? It doesn't matter. We're just having some harmless, weekend fun. The important takeaway is Crysis is a fantastic series game, but not immune to a little roasting. Let us know if our memes tickled your fancy, or if you have better examples in the comments below...
Think you can handle more? Report to our gallery of Metal Gear memes, venture over to our collection of Legend of Zelda memes, or make a run for our cache of Grand Theft Auto memes.
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Beno1116 - March 9, 2013 5 p.m.

Funny the add at the bottom of my screen was a computer intel core i7 but the question is can it run crisis?
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archnite - February 17, 2013 5:30 p.m.

Next week do the top GamesRadar memes about people complaining about this article like its the only thing on the entire site.
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Captain_eff - February 17, 2013 1:09 p.m.

What ever happened to the old GR (other alias; Cheat Planet)? The witty articles, excellent coverage, and just overall fun? You guys have changed. The internet...the internet has changed man. Behold from a time machine: http://i.imgur.com/6vip6GZ.png that was a golden age.
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Dante1924 - February 17, 2013 2:25 p.m.

Holy shit... Thanks for the time capsule, man. Nice to reminisce about the old gamesradar (still like the website). The layout back then was kind of shitty, though.
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antiAntag0nist - February 17, 2013 6:36 p.m.

Wow, that takes me back.
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dcobs123 - February 20, 2013 5:01 p.m.

I thought internet never changes.
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KA87 - February 16, 2013 4:42 p.m.

Yes, we get it, most computers can't run crysis. Did you really need 10+ memes to get that message across?
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Dante1924 - February 16, 2013 2:55 p.m.

This was a weak entry not because the jokes were unfunny (although some were), it's because most of the jokes were the same one: Crysis will melt your computer.
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talleyXIV - February 16, 2013 2:41 p.m.

"Oh hey Gamesradar readers, you hated the first 5 times we did this? Here's some more, go fuck yourself." Seriously guys, read your comments and take suggestions.
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avantguardian - February 17, 2013 1:53 p.m.

somehow i think 'clicks' overshadows 'comments'. the best thing to do is just stay away...
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Fox_Mulder - March 1, 2013 10:09 a.m.

They do it for people like me who love them and ask for more. So what would you do in the editor's situation, give the fans more of what they love or cater to negative commenters who condemn GR for making these.
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talleyXIV - March 6, 2013 2:20 p.m.

Would you like to please 10 mentally handicapped people and annoy 50 intelligent people, or not annoy anyone at all?
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alecbeals - February 16, 2013 2:19 p.m.

How about next time you just do the 5 best crysis memes...or just don't do any at all
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WooddieBone - February 16, 2013 1:09 p.m.

I run Crysis 3 Beta on max settings with DirectX 11 at 1080p with constant 60+ FPS. The funny thing is that i run it on factory overclocked Gigabyte GTX560 Ti and i3 2120 3.3GHz Your argument is invalid.
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Bloodstorm - February 16, 2013 5:41 p.m.

Crysis 2-3 does not equal Crysis 1. I played Crysis 2 on max settings, but Crysis 1, I have to eventually turn it down to low when the maps got quite large. However, don't let that confuse you with graphical fidelity, Crysis was just not very well optimized, which it's predecessors have been.
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swedishfrog - February 17, 2013 12:03 p.m.

*successors. But yes, you are right.
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