Criminal Girls: New screens are naughty, rubbing and spanking unveiled

Billed as the “RPG where you punish girls,” Criminal Girls for the PSP is set in a prison in hell. You play the warden in this sapphic den of sin and are charged with rehabilitating seven naughty inmates with severe spankings and sensual massages. Today, first screens of the ultra saucy Nippon Ichi Software title surfaced on Dengeki PlayStation Online, giving you a peek at the ridiculous title in action.

Above: The top option says: “Understood. I will rub you.” But it doesn’t explain the giant mosquito bites on Tomoe’s cleavage. Maybe you need to rub her there

Above: There are various dungeons and challenges for your sinning party to overcome

Above: An 8-bit mosaic filter makes sure you don’t see anything too inappropriate

Criminal Girls is scheduled to release on November 18 in Japan. NIS recently launched an official teaser site, which is scheduled to open on August 10. Unfortunately, a western release for Criminal Girls has not been confirmed.

Aug 5, 2010

Source: Dengeki PlayStation Online via Andriasang 




  • ThatGuyFromTV - August 7, 2010 4:39 a.m.

    Though I'm not sure what the whole "proper man" debate is about.
  • ThatGuyFromTV - August 7, 2010 4:37 a.m.

    I really can't see this being anything other than hentai. I agree with Giraffe, this looks kind of pointless. Anyone who wants this for a boner could just go on the internet, chances are someone's already made much more explicit (or sexy, depending on your taste) fanart.
  • GamesRadarCarolynGudmundson - August 6, 2010 5:24 p.m.

    Giraffe - buzzkill!! Totally looking forward to this game - it's NIS so there will probably be a good dose of humor to offset the perviness. And if it doesn't get a release outside of Japan (guessing it won't), you can always still access the Japanese PSN if you're determined. Instructions here:
  • SolarPoweredShitMachine - August 6, 2010 4:47 p.m.

    I'd buy that for a dollar!
  • Clovin64 - August 6, 2010 1:45 p.m.

    You can't punish crinimals by giving them sensual massages! Thats not punishment, thats rewarding bad behaviour! This prison is messed up! BTW, is there any chance that this game will actually be y'know, a good RPG? Usually this kind of soft anime porn stuff is the developers way of hiding the fact that their game is crap, and it usually works.
  • WoodyWoodrowAndThePanfluteOfDestiny - August 6, 2010 12:44 p.m.

    +1 Giraffe beat me to it.
  • reverandglass - August 6, 2010 9:01 a.m.

    Giraffe - "a proper man isn't a pervert nor does he get aroused by anime/cartoons" yes he is and yes he does. Beside that the game clearly explains these girls are in prison and therefore must be adults or they'd be in juvinille detention. Anyway, get a sense of humour. I stand by my comment on a previous article - release this for the 3ds!
  • Tygerclaws - August 6, 2010 7:06 a.m.

    It's NIS. It's going to be absolutely hilarious. :D
  • Shenlong4517 - August 6, 2010 6:01 a.m.

    Look at the comments around you, Giraffe. I think it's time to hand in your man card, there's not a single self-respecting male alive who doesn't want this thing stateside ASAP. Myself included, of course. Hope this thing comes out soon!
  • VaneTrago - August 6, 2010 4:09 a.m.

    This is just another day in the office for the Japanese. Another reason in the bucket, as to why I wish I was a Japanese person.
  • Danomeon - August 6, 2010 3:52 a.m.

    And I thought Dead or Alive was bad. At the very least this game, despite the sex appeal, still stays true to the genre and also pays attention to the dungeons, whereas extreme beach volleyball or whatever completely threw away the gameplay for the girls. While I probably will never play this game (Unless it actually has some really good dungeons or something), I respect that the developer at least has the dignity to use the sex selling aspect of the game ALONGSIDE of actual, good gameplay.
  • HawtKakez - August 6, 2010 1:50 a.m.

    Why? Why god why?! Why do I want to play this game so bad? Will someone please get me a priest! Please!
  • Chickenfoot - August 6, 2010 1:24 a.m.

    Like I said, if this comes to America, Jack Thompson will explode, he will completely explode and sue everyone he can.
  • JPorFavor - August 6, 2010 1:03 a.m.

    Yes! I need this for my Plastation fap!
  • 510BrotherPanda - August 6, 2010 12:48 a.m.

    Did you misspell "peek" because your pants are peaking with boner, Tyler? And those aren't mosquito bites; here boobs are blushing with her, and the white dot is the reflection from being really oiled up.
  • bar1scorpio - August 6, 2010 12:38 a.m.

    Now, shouldn't a game based around spanking go hand-in-hand with motion controls? Hehe.. Criminal Girls for Kinect. Form THAT mental image.
  • JeffGoldblum1 - August 6, 2010 12:27 a.m.

    I'll take things that will never come stateside for 1000 Dollars.
  • RebornKusabi - August 6, 2010 12:27 a.m.

    This game is SO goddamn Japanese that it... you know what, scratch that because even red-blooded American males would want this fantasy to happen for them so I rescind my statement and follow it with a more appropriate one. This game is SO goddamn typically male fantasy-centric that it would be a crime for it to not come (>_>) out over here. My SHODAN picture approves of Japanese groping simulators.
  • stevengibson - August 6, 2010 12:17 a.m.

    hahaha @geminiman
  • Geminiman82 - August 6, 2010 12:14 a.m.

    How do you play the game when you need two hands to hold the PSP...hehe

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