World Cup Italia '90 (Sega Mega Drive, 1989)
Box art suggests: All the glory of the greatest football tournament on the planet, with all the passion, excitement and spectacular goals of the real thing.
The reality: Perhaps the worst soccer game ever made. No licensed names, no formation settings... not even fouls. We're so glad we don't have to endure tripe like this any more.
Above: Look how great football is! Then forget everything about it and play this shambles