Condemned 2: Bloodshot

And yet… while, for our money, Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay still wins in the first-person scrapping department - possessing just that bit more guile than this slap-fest - there’s something truly satisfying about wrenching a pipe from the wall before laying some serious smack down with it - or, even better, clobbering some poor mug across the head with a brick.

Anyway, one downed tramp later, we busted out of the claustrophobic flats only for the sound of shouting and gunfire to set our already shredded nerves further a-jangle. Turns out we’ve stumbled straight into the midst of a local gang ruckus, and failing to lay our hands on a pistol hidden in a nearby dumpster results in us getting our bearded faces blown clean off in double quick time.