God, this is creepy. I'm sorry. And yes, Link's a woman. A woman in an Xbox 360 t-shirt. I really am sorry.
Um, well, he is blonde. And, uh, wearing a blue shirt. You gotta admit the eyes are pretty good. As for the rest... well, he is blonde.
The abomination above is what happens when you ask your girlfriend to help you with a Celebrity Xbox Avatar feature and then walk away for ten minutes. Once she saw the option for "no eyebrows," I don't think she could resist.
If I could give him a dirty plunger and a sagging pants line, I would. Oh well - maybe in the New New Xbox Experience, my dreams will finally be realized.
Nov 25, 2008
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