• calool - May 3, 2012 8:55 a.m.

    it were fairies
  • josh-horvath - May 3, 2012 8:57 a.m.

    £10 says kravchenko's body shielded him from the blast
  • soren7550 - May 3, 2012 9:11 a.m.

    I posted this on the YouTube video, but I'll repost it here. I think the explanation is as follows: Treyarch - Damn! The Modern Warfare games brought back more characters from a previous installment! Obviously, we have to rip that off too, so who do we bring back? Reznov? Nah, he's dead. Dimitri? Nah, we pointlessly killed him off too. Damn. The only other character we have that people liked was Woods, and we killed him off too! Fuck it, we're going to bring him back anyway. By golly, if we're going to poorly rip off Modern Warfare, then we're all in!
  • R_U_Guys_From_British - May 3, 2012 9:18 a.m.

    Android woods
  • Unoriginal - May 3, 2012 9:29 a.m.

    He respawned
  • g4m3rk1dd - May 3, 2012 1:25 p.m.

    Best. Explanation. Ever.
  • NanoElite666 - May 3, 2012 9:35 a.m.

    It was the guys from Zombies. In all their time-traveling zombie-murdering shenanigans Dempesy, Nikolai, Takeo, and Richtofen managed to make a very brief stop in time to that exact point in time and somehow managed to save Woods from being turned into a fine paste. Then they went to the moon and nuked the planet sometime later down the line, so Woods probably died there anyways. Reznov was there too, because someone has to tell you pick up the minigun and make a general mess of everything that looks at you funny. Reznov was always there...
  • ColinKapow - May 3, 2012 9:40 a.m.

    He's a ghost?
  • mbavalo - May 3, 2012 10:50 a.m.

    There is only one explanation to this... Woods is Chuck Norris in disguise :o
  • jspins - May 3, 2012 11:43 a.m.

    Unrelated topic: What's Matt Cundy doing in his profile pic?
  • Fox_Mulder - May 3, 2012 11:51 a.m.

    I love you for this article Cundy. Couldn't have done a better pie chart myself.
  • Fox_Mulder - May 3, 2012 12:02 p.m.

    Woods was found dead at the hideout by JFK and Nixon. Throughout their time-traveling, zombie slaying foray, they discovered how to make zombies. Immortality hadn't been discovered yet, so they resurrected Woods with zombiefycation. Woods then went to a nursing home to live out the rest of his days, until Edgar J. Robertsplathe discovered immortality while surveying Saturn's rings. (Side Note: Robertsplathe when on to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for Ending All Wars, and became the owner of planet Earth.) Anyway Woods bought himself some immortality and became un-zombiefied. Since then, Woods has appeared as a guest star on a number of hit sitcoms.
  • KidJustKid - May 3, 2012 11:51 a.m.

    He was reconstructed by the bad guys so he can... *sniff* SAAAVE THE WOORRRLD and do whatever they want, until he kills one of the bosses of the faceless baddies, and is revealed to actually a morally responsible person before being converted back to the goodies inexplicably in the sequel before being led through a set of entirely choreographed and somewhat stale set pieces before being given a quick time event to determine if you bleed out while clasping the nuke codes, or bleed out while clasping the abort codes, or bleed out while clasping the '3 sounds like a good number, so let's ham another cutscene it' codes. KK? Captcha: FONDLE, odabase Seriously, no joke.
  • J-Fid - May 3, 2012 noon

    This is Call of Duty, since when is anything realistic. ReCaptcha just gave me $130,000. How should I spend it?
  • BackwaterRifle - May 3, 2012 5:10 p.m.

    Jellybeans, lots of jellybeans.
  • GrandmaSlayer - May 3, 2012 12:03 p.m.

    Lazarus project
  • ARCHANGEL309 - May 3, 2012 1:44 p.m.

    This comment is filled with all kinds of awesomeness.
  • DoctorCrazy - May 3, 2012 12:39 p.m.

    They can get away with it because he died off screen. Most of the time characters somehow miraculously escape when you don't actually see them die.
  • valance23322 - May 3, 2012 1:23 p.m.

    Maybe Kravchenko'ss body shielded Woods from the majority of the explosion>
  • ivanho163 - May 3, 2012 2 p.m.

    It's the Schrödinger's Frank Woods theory. We didn't observe his death, so he can be both alive and dead.

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