Burger King unleashes obesity apocalypse

Ok then, Mister Blase. Why don't you join our debate? We at GamesRadar are arguing about how many funny-mushrooms you'd have to ingest for Burger King's racing game to seem fast. Pocketbike Racer's excruciatingly slow miniature motorcycle prance consists of tracks littered with Burger King billboards, with only a gimmicky little power-slide maneuver offering any semblance of escape from this monument to cheap food.

Even the music reeks of corporate trendiness: a meager batch of intolerably generic rock tripe that loops every 30 seconds. But still, we guess it's the only miniature motorcycle game in existence. So, yeah. There's that.


  • T1MOTHY95 - February 4, 2009 11:03 p.m.

  • T1MOTHY95 - February 4, 2009 11:03 p.m.

    Though no one will ever see this: FIRST. I always wanted to do that. EPIC:EPIC:WIN:EPIC:EPIC ___I______ W / \_____\ WIN==| \ N \ _______I< |____[_______] }=> ,__I______I_____, SUCCESS

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