You may be saying, "Be nice, GamesRadar. These games are only four bucks, and they're mildly entertaining." But what is the socioeconomic aftermath of kids spending hours absorbing marketing-tool software produced by a global fast-food juggernaut? Let's examine...
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That's right, parents! With Sneak King, your impressionable youngster can actually become his favorite youth-targeted corporate mascot. He'll hide in garbage cans, pop out and hand grease-meals to passers-by. And he'll memorize the whole menu, 'cause sandwich names are plastered everywhere. It's more engrossing when you know you're not just serving some generic artery-clogging breakfast treat - no, it's an "Enormous Omelet Sandwich!"
Your boy will finally learn how to stalk - which he'll need to know how to do because no one will ever desire his man-boobs, and that's the only way he's going to sneak a glance at genuine female ones. Have it your way... while touching yourself in the bushes.
And this game is the good one...
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T1MOTHY95 - February 4, 2009 11:03 p.m.