Burger King unleashes obesity apocalypse

Is any game worth eating feces for?

Ok then, Mister Blase. Why don't you join our debate? We at GamesRadar are arguing about how many funny-mushrooms you'd have to ingest for Burger King's racing game to seem fast. Pocketbike Racer's excruciatingly slow miniature motorcycle prance consists of tracks littered with Burger King billboards, with only a gimmicky little power-slide maneuver offering any semblance of escape from this monument to cheap food.

Even the music reeks of corporate trendiness: a meager batch of intolerably generic rock tripe that loops every 30 seconds. But still, we guess it's the only miniature motorcycle game in existence. So, yeah. There's that.