Burger King unleashes obesity apocalypse

Ok then, Mister Blase. Why don't you join our debate? We at GamesRadar are arguing about how many funny-mushrooms you'd have to ingest for Burger King's racing game to seem fast. Pocketbike Racer's excruciatingly slow miniature motorcycle prance consists of tracks littered with Burger King billboards, with only a gimmicky little power-slide maneuver offering any semblance of escape from this monument to cheap food.

Even the music reeks of corporate trendiness: a meager batch of intolerably generic rock tripe that loops every 30 seconds. But still, we guess it's the only miniature motorcycle game in existence. So, yeah. There's that.