Put Dr No, Goldfinger, and Scaramanga together and you’d still struggle to equal the villainy of this particular character. Warmonger, draft dodger and serial abuser of the English language, Dubya could pose James with his most daunting challenge to date: a Grade-A moron with no scruples whatsoever and some nuclear launch codes at his disposal.
“Good evening Mr Blond! I’ve been expectorating you!” he’d say, inviting 007 into the Oval Office so he could explain the details of his most evil scheme yet. Yes, you’ve guessed it – a $700 billion Wall Street bail-out destined to bankrupt the entire global economy!