With E3 right on the horizon, the tidal wave of major releases we%26rsquo;ve been enduring for what seems like months has finally subsided. With companies focused on their big press events, you%26rsquo;ll finally have some time to sit down with that huge pile of games that%26rsquo;s lurking in your room. At least until the E3 announcements are made, at which point you%26rsquo;ll be grabbing for your credit card to pre-order the next wave of greatness.
Red Dead Redemption
Above: "Nuthin more purdy than whizzing into a sunrise."
Aimlessly wandering the Wild West has its charms, but sometimes you get tired of dragging prostitutes through cacti and shooting the elderly. That%26rsquo;s where our treasure hunting guide comes into play. A concise analysis of every map, and screenshots of all the hidden treasures means more money, and more money means more hot lead for the senior citizens!
Above: Lol Shaq! So random! XD
It was 1994; the game starved masses clamored for something new, something fresh. %26ldquo;We need a revolution, not just another game!%26rdquo; they shouted. %26ldquo;I see%26rdquo; the EA executive said. %26ldquo;Perhaps this is the revolution you so crave?%26rdquo; he yelled, pulling back an enormous velvet curtain. There it was, glowing in all its majesty, Shaq-Fu. The crowd stared, mouths agape. %26ldquo;Surely we will never experience such glory again!%26rdquo; Little did they know that that hallowed day would come again: enter the codes contained within these words to experience the second coming of Master O%26rsquo;Neal. Hail!
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Above: Dr. Mario's unethical gene splciing led to this horrible Kirby / Koffing clone
Everyone that bothered to dust of their Wii has been obsessed with Super Mario Galaxy 2, a game that pretty much perfectsthe platformingformula. And with its tricky Green Star and Comet Medallion challenges, it%26rsquo;s got enough content to keep you playing for weeks. In that vein, check out Daniel Colby%26rsquo;s Green Stars guide/FAQ. You can make all the %26ldquo;Wii iz for babby LOL!%26rdquo; jokes you want, but if there%26rsquo;s oneguy that can single handedly redeem an entire console, it%26rsquo;s Mario.
Jun 4, 2010