And then you suck a dragon's boobs...

Game: America’s Army: Rise of a Soldier
Cheat title: Sex film
Body: type in sex me and put a pinest up your *** girls. Mine is 7 foot long, so call me at *** *** ****
Submitted by: Sexy100

Dear Sexy100,
We called your number to ask about the 7 foot pine lumber – we got a Taco Bell in Queens.

Game: Nintendogs
Cheat title: Faqus
Entry location: No WAre
Body:Well hi nintendogs is a very stressfull game when your yelling at your ds for hours on end with your mom thinking your crazy because she hasnt cought up with technology and doesnt know theirs i mike on it. now just if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this gamewith them i n the room because they will become utterly confuseed stairing at you sitting when your yelling sitting. THanks so much and so yeah i hope this helps you i know its not a lot but it might help if your a begginer thanks a lot
Submitted by: BIG"C"

Dear BigC,
Your mom seems pretty tech savvy to us – let’s just say that your new Wiimote isn’t the only vibrating gadget in the house.

Above: "if you have a dog dont i mean dont play this gamewith them in the room because they will become utterly confuseed"

Game: Sonic Heroes
Cheat title: homeing atkke make
Body: use sonic and keep prsing the a buteen ner a enume
Submitted by: mike

Dear mike,
Take the marbles out of your mouth before you start typing. Now sound it out, Mike. Sound it out.

Game: The Sims 2
Cheat title: going to other sims houses and meating them
Body: u can go to sims house place to place with a car and u can meat sims
Submitted by: kevin bianchi

Dear kevin,
What kind of sim meat do you prefer? Back, rib, rump?

Game: The Outfit
Cheat title: lots of back up!
Entry location: a area with water near a restart pont
Body: ok all you need to do is find a area with water near a restart point, all you have to do is fall in the water and die do this with any person and if you want you can die as a different person too, ok by now you should have an army of men no go to a area in the level with lots of enemys then if a team mate gets killed press B and most of your army will come to help you, WARNING: sometimes your army may not come
Submitted by: liam svirk

Dear liam,
The army came just fine when your mom dropped by. Oh, and quit using inhalants.