Supreme Leader Snoke is one of Star Wars' biggest mysteries at present - nobody knows where he came from, what his background is, or even what species he is. Heck, we've never even gotten to see what he really looks like when he's not a 30-foot tall hologram (or a plastic toy representation). That is, until this week.
A new image from Topps' Star Wars Card Trader series shows the lord and master of the First Order in all his fleshy glory and... well honestly, I'm a little disappointed. He just kinda looks like a random dude, albeit one with a messed up face. His golden robes are fine, but not exactly intimidating or fun to look at. Did he just get out of the bath, or do those who follow the Dark Side just really like to be comfortable?
I'm sure once Andy Serkis' voice is coming out of his mouth he'll be much more intimidating, and no doubt he'll play a significant role in the upcoming Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but right now I'm getting more of a "humanoid scrotum" vibe. Or maybe "wrinkled potato." "Finely-dressed tumor?"
Oo, I know! Let's see if we can do better. Below you'll find a coloring book-style conversion of the image so that you can make your own version of Snoke. Go on, bust out your crayons, coloring markers, or just plain ol' Photoshop and see what you can come up with.
Personally, I'm thinking I'll give my version eyeliner and a poster of My Chemical Romance in the background. I'll call him Coldsnoke the Hedgehog (original character, do not steal).