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  • sandplasma - July 27, 2013 7:49 a.m.

    "Lower my eyebrows...check...half a smile...check...hold the phone at ninety...one..degrees..check, I got this, Jimmie, eat your heart out."
  • AngelsandDemons1 - July 27, 2013 7:25 a.m.

    With a cord down my sleeve, I can charge this gadget from the power of me arse!!
  • nick-plotner - July 27, 2013 7:06 a.m.

    So far there's no funny ones. That's mine. Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, hate me your not.
  • oryanbelt - July 27, 2013 6:47 a.m.

    "Play 'Amp's Power Dash' now, starring this ruggedly handsome man on the screen. I mean look at him, who is this guy? I love the color of his racing suit..."
  • Ramstein - July 27, 2013 6:46 a.m.

    I don't always drink and drive, but when I do, it's Amp Energy.
  • Mojobrown - July 27, 2013 6:10 a.m.

    "Dale and AMP 88... The Best way to Drink and Drive!"
  • sdadolf - July 27, 2013 6 a.m.

    Even my phone is smart enough to know I am the most popular NASCAR driver.
  • dlbrownmac - July 27, 2013 5:49 a.m.

    With PowerDash turn your AMP up to #88
  • jaop93 - July 27, 2013 4:59 a.m.

    "certainly exquisite, vigorously revitalizing, exceedingly stimulating"
  • Mr.Bizzle - July 27, 2013 4:41 a.m.

    Its-a-me! Dale-Ioh look at my phone!
  • Keithyg - July 27, 2013 4:05 a.m.

    First you and your phone ran off battery charge and sleep but now me and my phone AMP IT UP !
  • PatHan-bHai - July 27, 2013 4:03 a.m.

    Please, Mr.Criminal! Take this phone and spare me!
  • Dan-Underwood - July 27, 2013 2:05 a.m.

    "I have made it in life now, I have a mini me on an app. HELL YEAH!!"
  • Xeno_Warrior - July 27, 2013 12:49 a.m.

    Look at me. Now look at the tiny screen in my hand. Hey look it's me again! Now look back at bigger me. Do you know what I have that you don't? A picture of me holding a picture of me posing for PowerDash. That's right. Now go play the game so you can carry a picture of me.
  • stevestone - July 27, 2013 12:47 a.m.

    I LOVE ME SOME ME
  • Prodigy916 - July 27, 2013 12:43 a.m.

    Common Just power dash with mini me, AMP style
  • brickman409 - July 27, 2013 12:06 a.m.

    did I win?
  • DawsonJr - July 26, 2013 11:45 p.m.

    Get ready to AMP IT UP with POWERDASH! Once you start it up, you won't be able to park it - er, I mean shut it off.
  • Mysticgrain102 - July 26, 2013 11:15 p.m.

    Amp breakfast for champions, and the players of the new game sponsored by the man Dale.... Powerdash!.
  • EwokChief - July 26, 2013 10:18 p.m.

    Dudes... look... IT'S MINI ME. He needs our help to get him out of this phone! Help. Him. Now.

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