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Amazing ninja man completes Ryu's Super Street Fighter IV Trial mode with one hand. May be a warlock

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This man right here is a sick joke. Less a gamer, more a force sent from on high to keep earthly egos in check, Street Fighter player Biffotasty decided to see if he could get through all of Ryu's dexterity-tormenting Trials in Super Street Fighter IV using but a single arcade stick and a single hand. Because you know, that's the kind of innocent day-to-day musing that goes through the mind of a supernatural combat god, as he sits upon upon his cloud floating high above the meagre terrestrial affairs of mortal men.

Turns out he could do it. In fact he did it after practicing for an hour, and recorded it all in half an hour. Fear him, for he has the power to destroy you. Probably accidentally, by sneezing or something.

Yeah, he even used a mellow easy-listening soundtrack to make it look like even less of deal. We hate him. Oh how we hate him. And secretly wish we were him.

Thanks for making us sad, Joystiq.

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12 comments

  • WaffleLeech - September 8, 2010 11:12 p.m.

    Having completed Ryu's trials, I can definitively say: This man is a God.
  • 510BrotherPanda - September 8, 2010 11:06 p.m.

    It would be more impressive if he used one foot. Or was using a coffee stirrer held in his teeth.
  • KNITEpanda - September 8, 2010 7:41 p.m.

    @Spartan 117, I personally think it would be harder. The game pad is spaced enough to allow him movement. The controller is not. Plus the analogs are too small, no way it would be done 1 handed
  • MediocreDinosaur - September 8, 2010 7:24 p.m.

    And then after he's finished the manuever he just sits there calmly with his hands folded as the animation finishes. *shudder*
  • NullG7 - September 8, 2010 7:13 p.m.

    He must be seriously devoted to that game.
  • HarryBalls - September 8, 2010 5:53 p.m.

    I suppose his free hand is used to masturbate.
  • thedutewaw - September 8, 2010 5:22 p.m.

    ......................damn
  • AdonisX82 - September 8, 2010 4:54 p.m.

    He does it so calmly, it' infuriating to watch. I'd like to see a video of a guy playing marvel vs. capcom 2 where it shows his hands. As i get smacked around by magneto, storm and the like, i picture my opponents fingers moving in a blur. it'd be interesting to see
  • Vervloekt - September 8, 2010 12:59 p.m.

    Woe is the sad, inferior and pitiful person I am after seeing this. I'm just going to go cry and wet myself in the corner over there.
  • IsaacFenix - September 8, 2010 12:22 p.m.

    I'd love to see what he can do with a butterfly knife.
  • shotgunalchemist - September 8, 2010 12:19 p.m.

    Has anyone else considered Thing from The Adams Family might play Street Fighter?
  • Ninjadmin - September 8, 2010 12:17 p.m.

    God Damn!! I just wish I could complete them, nevermind with just one hand.

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