Turns out he could do it. In fact he did it after practicing for an hour, and recorded it all in half an hour. Fear him, for he has the power to destroy you. Probably accidentally, by sneezing or something.
Yeah, he even used a mellow easy-listening soundtrack to make it look like even less of deal. We hate him. Oh how we hate him. And secretly wish we were him.
Thanks for making us sad,Joystiq.