Earlier this year we posted a video of our extremely handsome mugs chattering on about the most important games of the past decade. Did you miss it? Were you so distracted by our handsome facial hair that our words washed across you impotently like waves over rocks? Good news everyone!
Few sounds in this life are sweeter than the "boop" or “ding” noise that comes when you have earned an Achievement on 360 or Trophy on PS3. Not only do you get the satisfaction of completing an in-game goal, but points get added to the overall score attached to your online profile, showing your friends how awesome you are.
Facelifts and other forms of cosmetic surgery aren’t just for aging MILFs, dried-up Hollywood C-listers and 40 stone blobs who have to get forklifted out of their beds. No, sometimes our favourite game stars need a bit of a nip and tuck too. After all, there’s no point battling hordes of the undead or saving the planet from a cult of religious alien zealots if you’re sporting last season’s armour or an out of date
What a fantastic idea for a game character. An uber-sexy witch who has magic hair that can act as either skin-tight catsuit or offensive weapon of mass distruction. That's our kind of girl.
Everyone's seen the effect, but have you really seen the effect? Sure, you may be playing the game in 1080p and using the 'wicked weave' moves to get Bayonetta just a lil' bit nekkid, but we're pretty sure you won't have appreciated the finer
Post date: January 15, 2010
T-Dar 84 length: 2:18:54
We’re barely two weeks into 2010 and there’s already enough must-have games to choke one of Avatar’s six-legged horses. January alone is home to seven big-name releases, with February, March and April continuing the trend. Hell, we even know what’s coming in the summer and in some cases (like Halo Reach) we’re even certain of the fall’s heaviest hitter
Bayonetta is more than just a fun, sexy romp that’s managed to become 2010’s first major hit – it’s also crammed to the gills with references to other games and media. Some of these are subtle and some are blatant, but either way there are an awful lot of them, and seeing as Bayonetta is the winking brainchild of some of the most cultish developers in the industry, it’s hardly a surprise.
Mark Hamill unleashes a fiendish cackle that simultaneously sounds like skin ripped from flesh and fingernails dragged across corrugated iron. If the bowels of hell have a soundtrack, this is it.
Top 7… ‘90s games that need HD remakes
The Saturn/N64/PlayStation years need a serious makeover. Here’s why.
Bayonetta Super Review
She’s getting praises from just about everyone in the industry – what do we have to say about Sega’s sexy witch?
Darksiders Super Review
Oh right, something else came out this week. We hear it’s actually pretty good.
And loads more!
A lot of stuff happens in the world of games every week - some of which you might have missed. Here's a quick round-up of what we considered to be the most talked about news stories of the past five days...