360: Just adorable! Who wouldn’t vote for that kid?
Wii: Surprisingly great. Eyes and cheekbones are perfect. This man will rule the land, not with an iron fist, but with an obsidian ball!
PS3: Pretty great, given that Home refuses to let anybody stoop below making an Abercrombie model, thus no suits allowed! Every measure was taken to add facial aging lines, but Home-bama still looks straight out of a Target advert.
360: Daymn! McCain looks like he rode the crest of his election loss straight into P. Diddy’s entourage.
Wii: If Johnny Mac has one defining attribute, it’s his bamboo press-on nails. Too soon? It’s actually his adorably bulbous cheeks, most evident in his Mii.
PS3: Sincere apologies to Senator McCain! Every Home avatar must be Vogue-ready, so his famous half-hair style was not an option. And with no suits or ties, we tried to encapsulate the man’s legacy with a military jacket... only to end up with this Darth Vader/Dr. Moreau hybrid.
360: Not so presidential, more like a retired Leisure Suit Larry.
Wii: Appears as if he’s been asked a question he can’t answer... yep, that’s The Dub!
PS3: Passable, if you consider it an older picture of an Ivy League prick.
360: Captures the spirit of the exuberant enchantress that nearly stole the election. But there’s still something missing.
Wii: Better, but a little more librarian and less Hockey MILF.
PS3: A former beauty queen... but once those HD cameras started rollin’ all the makeup in Miami couldn’t hide the fact that the lady had a neck like a dinosaur’s taint. Accurate, but this isn’t how we want to remember the greatest politician of our time.
Above: Look what Palin’s tailin’!
360: A cooler, hipper version of the Fuhrer... should he ever need to skew to a younger demo? Unsurprisingly, the famous facial hair is not an option, but the Double Chaplin is a nice evolution.
Wii: How the hell is the Wii version the most menacing?
PS3: Just silly. Looks more like Snidely Whiplash than the cruelest dictator to ever live.