All-Console Avatar Showdown

360: Just adorable! Who wouldn’t vote for that kid?

Wii: Surprisingly great. Eyes and cheekbones are perfect. This man will rule the land, not with an iron fist, but with an obsidian ball!

PS3: Pretty great, given that Home refuses to let anybody stoop below making an Abercrombie model, thus no suits allowed! Every measure was taken to add facial aging lines, but Home-bama still looks straight out of a Target advert.

Winner: Wii

360: Daymn! McCain looks like he rode the crest of his election loss straight into P. Diddy’s entourage.

Wii: If Johnny Mac has one defining attribute, it’s his bamboo press-on nails. Too soon? It’s actually his adorably bulbous cheeks, most evident in his Mii.

PS3: Sincere apologies to Senator McCain! Every Home avatar must be Vogue-ready, so his famous half-hair style was not an option. And with no suits or ties, we tried to encapsulate the man’s legacy with a military jacket... only to end up with this Darth Vader/Dr. Moreau hybrid.

Winner: Wii

360: Not so presidential, more like a retired Leisure Suit Larry.

Wii: Appears as if he’s been asked a question he can’t answer... yep, that’s The Dub!

PS3: Passable, if you consider it an older picture of an Ivy League prick.

Winner: Wii

360: Captures the spirit of the exuberant enchantress that nearly stole the election. But there’s still something missing.

Wii: Better, but a little more librarian and less Hockey MILF.

PS3: A former beauty queen... but once those HD cameras started rollin’ all the makeup in Miami couldn’t hide the fact that the lady had a neck like a dinosaur’s taint. Accurate, but this isn’t how we want to remember the greatest politician of our time.

Above: Look what Palin’s tailin’!

Winner: Wii

360: A cooler, hipper version of the Fuhrer... should he ever need to skew to a younger demo? Unsurprisingly, the famous facial hair is not an option, but the Double Chaplin is a nice evolution.

Wii: How the hell is the Wii version the most menacing?

PS3: Just silly. Looks more like Snidely Whiplash than the cruelest dictator to ever live.

Winner: Wii

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  • brickman409 - November 26, 2012 2:08 p.m.

    the ps3 kratos looks like a bald doc brown
  • mdiaz033 - March 27, 2010 5:27 a.m.

    on a site that is obviously owned by microsoft, i'm surprised the obvious winner wasn't 360. but still it was close behind. i disagree. wii kicked everyone's ass. no one else came as close as wii's miis did. home lost b/c it is more serious with its avatars and isn't focusing on having idiots dick around with them to make them look like fictional characters or unique celebrities.
  • Cwf2008 - December 11, 2008 2:04 a.m.

    Eh who really gives a f**k about avatars or dictators anyway they both suck
  • Nintengeek750 - December 11, 2008 12:59 a.m.

    I'm sorry but the wii hitler is just plain scary
  • mrandydixon - December 11, 2008 12:48 a.m.

    Is it just me, or does the Home Hitler look like Matt Dillon?
  • fuzzattck - December 10, 2008 10:24 p.m.

    wow Home needs more features and clothes if its gonna be any good
  • stuzimuzipuzi - December 10, 2008 8:15 p.m.

    i fink the miis win most of them the hitler 1 lol
  • TheCorpulent1 - December 10, 2008 8:09 p.m.

    The 360 avatars would be the best if you could just change the colors of the clothing. If they had half the clothing options with the ability to change the colors, it'd be perfect. As it is, there's always some article of clothing that would work... if only it were black or blue or any other color than the one it's stuck as.
  • RROD - December 10, 2008 10:04 a.m.

    What a terrible comparison! Who even made the the PS3 ones looks like they didnt even try. Also, funny that all the 360 ones are made by the SAME person... a xbox writer!!!!LOL
  • CARLINNIT - December 10, 2008 8:38 a.m.

    I'm suprised how good some of the wii's were. I think that once Home is up and running on the PS3, you'll be able to create anything and everything, so i'd like to see this in a few months (or years, knowing sony)
  • Sebastian16 - December 10, 2008 6:55 a.m.

  • Ramen_Soup - December 10, 2008 6:50 a.m.

    Poor PS3 Home Mario...
  • TrIp13G - December 10, 2008 4:44 a.m.

    Whoa. Gahmah, calm down. We're all friends here.
  • HungryBeaver - December 10, 2008 3:40 a.m.

    WTF?! Michael Jackson on PS3 looks like s**t! How the hell does it win? I'd vote for the Wii 1st and the 360 one 2nd. All of the others were fine except for maybe Hank Hill...
  • Moosebomber - December 10, 2008 3:28 a.m.

    360 ftw. i made an exact replica of my emo neighbor. tried on my wii and he looked...well...lets not mention it. plus. that dick thing made me laugh.
  • LionheartAce - December 10, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    LOL, great feature.
  • octagons - December 10, 2008 1:55 a.m.

    the xbox avatars stance makes all the men look like a queer not that there is anything wrong with that
  • evildevil2 - December 10, 2008 1:41 a.m.

    Dick P. McJohnson.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, MII hitler? XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Joker, why so serious :(, >:) XDDDD
  • Hurricrane - December 10, 2008 12:28 a.m.

    rofls, the emo Xbox hitler had me laughing for 3 min XD
  • Gahmah - December 10, 2008 12:04 a.m.

    Hank Hill's ain't a Hillbilly you yuppie leftist pinko westerners. I guess Steven Jobs and Ryan Seacrest are good types for y'all?

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