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All-Console Avatar Showdown

360: Does a damn good job replicating Spock as an icon, unlike...

Wii:...this, which simply looks like Leonard Nimoy in an undershirt.

PS3: Rounded ears and an emo haircut?! This is exactly what everyone was afraid with J.J. Abrams handling of the Star Trek franchise.

Winner: 360

360: Nice and “Officey,” yet Milton from Office Space would look exactly the same.

Wii: Cute, yet still accurately deranged and menacing. That’s probably what she said.

PS3: Judging by that shirt, it must be a Saturday. With the worst haircut Home has to offer!

Winner: Wii

360: As the only avatar to feature green hair, Xbox looks to have this one all locked up.

Wii: Probably the best, if going by likeness to Heath Ledger.

PS3: Why have blue hair and not green? Yeah, there’s no way anyone is going to want to make the Joker, PS3. Plus, that’s a woman dammit!

Winner: 360

360: We prefer the broodingly serious Potter of the later books.

Wii: Something adorable this way comes! Picture taken somewhere in a rare happy moment, somewhere between having his parents and uncle killed.

PS3: Greatest wizard who ever lived or background dancer in an Old Navy commercial?

Winner: 360

360: It’s not within Hank Hill to stand that effeminately. And without the short sleeves and the beer gut he comes off like the host of a National Public Radio show.

Wii: The perfect depiction of our nation’s favorite hillbilly.

PS3: With the Home’s lines of aging barely visible, it’s hard to distinguish Mr. Hill from a freshly shaven Seth Rogen.

Winner: Wii

93 comments

  • brickman409 - November 26, 2012 2:08 p.m.

    the ps3 kratos looks like a bald doc brown
  • mdiaz033 - March 27, 2010 5:27 a.m.

    on a site that is obviously owned by microsoft, i'm surprised the obvious winner wasn't 360. but still it was close behind. i disagree. wii kicked everyone's ass. no one else came as close as wii's miis did. home lost b/c it is more serious with its avatars and isn't focusing on having idiots dick around with them to make them look like fictional characters or unique celebrities.
  • Cwf2008 - December 11, 2008 2:04 a.m.

    Eh who really gives a f**k about avatars or dictators anyway they both suck
  • Nintengeek750 - December 11, 2008 12:59 a.m.

    I'm sorry but the wii hitler is just plain scary
  • mrandydixon - December 11, 2008 12:48 a.m.

    Is it just me, or does the Home Hitler look like Matt Dillon?
  • fuzzattck - December 10, 2008 10:24 p.m.

    wow Home needs more features and clothes if its gonna be any good
  • stuzimuzipuzi - December 10, 2008 8:15 p.m.

    i fink the miis win most of them the hitler 1 lol
  • TheCorpulent1 - December 10, 2008 8:09 p.m.

    The 360 avatars would be the best if you could just change the colors of the clothing. If they had half the clothing options with the ability to change the colors, it'd be perfect. As it is, there's always some article of clothing that would work... if only it were black or blue or any other color than the one it's stuck as.
  • RROD - December 10, 2008 10:04 a.m.

    What a terrible comparison! Who even made the the PS3 ones looks like they didnt even try. Also, funny that all the 360 ones are made by the SAME person... a xbox writer!!!!LOL
  • CARLINNIT - December 10, 2008 8:38 a.m.

    I'm suprised how good some of the wii's were. I think that once Home is up and running on the PS3, you'll be able to create anything and everything, so i'd like to see this in a few months (or years, knowing sony)
  • Sebastian16 - December 10, 2008 6:55 a.m.

    HAHAHAHAHAH! YESSSSSS! I DEMAND MORE! I CRAVE IT!!
  • Ramen_Soup - December 10, 2008 6:50 a.m.

    Poor PS3 Home Mario...
  • TrIp13G - December 10, 2008 4:44 a.m.

    Whoa. Gahmah, calm down. We're all friends here.
  • HungryBeaver - December 10, 2008 3:40 a.m.

    WTF?! Michael Jackson on PS3 looks like s**t! How the hell does it win? I'd vote for the Wii 1st and the 360 one 2nd. All of the others were fine except for maybe Hank Hill...
  • Moosebomber - December 10, 2008 3:28 a.m.

    360 ftw. i made an exact replica of my emo neighbor. tried on my wii and he looked...well...lets not mention it. plus. that dick thing made me laugh.
  • LionheartAce - December 10, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    LOL, great feature.
  • octagons - December 10, 2008 1:55 a.m.

    the xbox avatars stance makes all the men look like a queer not that there is anything wrong with that
  • evildevil2 - December 10, 2008 1:41 a.m.

    Dick P. McJohnson.........XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, MII hitler? XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Joker, why so serious :(, >:) XDDDD
  • Hurricrane - December 10, 2008 12:28 a.m.

    rofls, the emo Xbox hitler had me laughing for 3 min XD
  • Gahmah - December 10, 2008 12:04 a.m.

    Hank Hill's ain't a Hillbilly you yuppie leftist pinko westerners. I guess Steven Jobs and Ryan Seacrest are good types for y'all?

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