Who will the rocker play in the big screen adaptation of the kitsch TV show? Himself, of course!
Having been around in the '70s - when the film is set - he's the perfect act to play a private ball thrown by vampire Barnabas Collins (Depp).
Will they CGI him in a Tron: Legacy stylee to shave off the years?
No need. Cooper just needs the trademark make-up he used to wear at the time and he can hide the excess years.