The Film: Friday the 13th (1980)
The Victim: Jack (Kevin Bacon)
The Death: Gets an arrow through the throat while he’s trying to have a kip.
To do this one, Jason had to crouch down on the floor, and slide under the bed. That’s dedication to murder. He could have just hid behind a door.
If Jason Did Quips: “Do you want some Benylin? Looks like you’ve got a sore throat.”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
The Victims: Jeff and Sandra (Bill Randolph and Marta Kober)
The Death: They’re speared in a bed, whilst on the job.
This one takes Jason’s hatred of boffing to its logical extreme. He doesn’t even wait for them to finish.
If Jason Did Quips : “Looks like you should have worn protection...”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
The Victim: Judy (Debora Kessler)
The Death: Has her sleeping bag picked up and smashed against a tree. Which is so practical it seems more brutal than if he'd have stabbed her while she slept.
If Jason Did Quips “Man, she’s a heavy sleeper.”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
The Victim: Nikki (Darcy DeMoss)
The Death: Her head gets pushed into the side of an RV. Which kills a girl and ruins a car. Double win for Jason.
If Jason Did Quips: "She really knows how to make an impression…”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
The Victim: Andy (Jeffrey Rogers)
The Death: Chopped in two with a machete, while doing a handstand.
Nice one Jason, we hate people who do handstands too.
If Jason Did Quips: “ I wouldn’t stand for that if I were you.”
The Film : Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
The Victim: Rick (Paul Kratka)
The Death: Eye-popping head-squeeze.
Jason’s best 3-D kill, which treated ‘80s audiences to an eyeball flying at their faces. Eat that My Bloody Valentine.
If Jason Did Quips: “Eye hope you don’t mind, but eye have just killed you. Eye.”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
The Victim: Eddie (John Robert Dixon)
The Death: Eyes squeezed with a leather strap.
We've included this Hellraiser-esque S&M death because it’s probably Jason’s weirdest slay. And killing someone with a bit of leather when you've got a machete in your pocket is inherently cool.
If Jason Did Quips: “I did that one blindfolded.”
The Film: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
The Victim: Julius (Vincent Craig Dupree)
The Death: Head knocked clean off with one punch. Totally surreal. Totally brilliant.
If Jason Did Quips: “I float like a corpse and sting like a bastard.”
The Film: Jason Goes To Hell (1993)
The Victim: Deborah (Michelle Clunie)
The Death : Chopped in half while on the job in a tent. Added after test audiences complained about the lack of Camp Crystal killings, this gory death is one of the main reasons to watch Jason Goes To Hell. That and the fact it’s hilarious.
If Jason Did Quips: “What a tit.”
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