80 games of 2010: SPOILED


Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
Mysterio assembles the tablet and gains ultimate power. Various Spider-Mans team up, beat him, and save the day.

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Aqua and Terra become trapped in the realm of Darkness, and Ven takes a nap in Sora's heart or something. Sora vows to save all of them.

Tom Clancy's HAWX 2
The HAWX squadron defeats the Russians.

Kate is a spy. The Soviets are planning a nuclear strike on Germany to expand their empire.

Professor Layton and the Unwound Future

Above: Also, Luke has to leave Prof. Layton. Fortunately, true friendship is eternal

Future London is really an underground city built by Future Luke who is really a man named Clive, whose parents were killed in the explosion that killed Layton's girlfriend, Claire. He tries to destroy London with a huge machine, but Layton stops him and Clive sees the error of his ways. Celeste is really Claire, pushed into the future momentarily by the explosion, and she disappears after saying a final goodbye to Layton.

Halo: Reach
Reach falls; you die. Charlie gives it an 8.

Phantasy Star Portable 2
You defeat the Sun King and Mika disappears. Emilia is sad, but they're together in their hearts so it's OK.

Dead Rising 2
Phenotrans started the outbreak in order to gather more zombie queens, which they need to manufacture Zombrex. Sullivan is bad. Chuck defeats TK. Katey and Stacey survive.

Front Mission Evolved
The orbital elevator crashes on New York City. Ends with Dylan joining  the USN Army as they go to war with the Oceania Cooperative Union.

Ends on a weird cliffhanger where Kate Wilson and Chief Billingham are still trying to escape the ship.


Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs
Many rainbows. Ho-Oh saves the day by destroying the barrier protecting the shy fortress so you can enter and confront the bad guys. You defeat the Pokemon Pinchers, Societea, and all the bad guys. Ho-Oh saves the day again by preventing the sky fortress from crashing down on Oblivia, instead gently landing it in the ocean.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Gabriel beats up Satan. Flash forward like a thousand years: Gabriel is now Dracula (!) and he's fighting Patrick Stewart in a modern, NYC-esque city (!!).

Medal of Honor
Rabbit dies.

Kirby's Epic Yarn
Kirby defeats Yin-Yarn and Dream World returns to normal. Fluff returns to Patch Land but says Kirby can visit anytime. Best friends!

Russia and the US conspired to go to war with each other to boost the economy. The president of the US shoots herself. Russia wins?

Super Meat Boy
Meat Boy saves Bandage girl and escapes the exploding bad guy base, and they are saved by the heroic sacrifice of Brownie (Meat Boy poop-based clone). Dr. Fetus then lands on Bandage Girl's head, she beats Fetus to death, then over the credits they reveal she may be preggers with a new Dr. Fetus. THE END?


Pigsy sacrifices himself in the final battle. The Pyramid is like The Matrix (as in, the movie) but to preserve memories of the past (i.e., our modern day). 

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
Starkiller turns against Vader when Vader kidnaps his girlfriend Juno. They fight for a long time but eventually Starkiller and Juno escape, with Boba Fett in pursuit.

Fable III
You become ruler of Albion by killing a demon-possessed Walter. You soon realize that all your people hate you for either not having enough money to save them from the rest of the demons when everyone dies, or hate you for being an evil ruler who persecutes everyone in order to have enough money to save their ungrateful butts. Long live the King/Queen!


God of War: Ghost of Sparta
Kratos frees his brother Deimos but then Thanatos kills Deimos. But then(!) Kratos kills Thanatos. Kratos vows to seek revenge on the gods.

Call of Duty: Black Ops
Alex Mason assassinates JFK.

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Juno takes control of Desmond's body and forces him to stab Lucy.

Sonic Colors
Sonic defeats Dr. Eggman.

Donkey Kong Country Returns
Donkey Kong gets all of his bananas back.

Rick kills Dr. West, but his girlfriend Jennifer becomes possessed before he can rescue her.

Disney Epic Mickey
Mickey, Oswald and Gus defeat the Shadow Blot, and Mickey returns from the Wasteland back to Yen Sid's workshop. Mickey retains some of the Blot's ink though.


Tron: Evolution

Anon sacrifices himself for Quorra.

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  • batman5273 - December 22, 2010 9:55 a.m.

    Very nice to have all the endings in one place!
  • PureSpirit - December 21, 2010 3:36 a.m.

    What was written about Birth by Sleep is wrong!!!! Terra got possessed by Master Xehanort, only Aqua was trapped in the realm of Darkness, but it's true about Ven taking a nap in Sora's heart!
  • AGENTJORRRG - December 19, 2010 9:51 a.m.

    Oh woah! No New Vegas!? Thankyou!
  • Snapp3r - December 17, 2010 9:49 p.m.

    Going to stop you on Front Mission Evolved there. What you've quoted is just the first mission. It ends with the main characters killing a big bad boss who didn't appear at any point through the WHOLE story :P
  • FazyRoss - December 16, 2010 10:14 a.m.

    Black Ops: Reznov hacks the brainwashing of Mason to stop him killing JFK
  • tabuju - December 16, 2010 5:18 a.m.

    LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!!!! THIS IS SO EVIL!! rararar!!
  • Gsindahouse - December 16, 2010 4:40 a.m.

    Wh..WHAT?!! Sonic Colors: Sonic defeats Eggman?!! I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED!! Mario Galaxy 2: Mario saves Peach from BOWSER?!! BAAHH!! FREAKIN BALLS!! I never woulda knew!! That's totally NOT how every sonic and mario game ended! I was expecting some sort of CONSPIRACY!! OR TOP SECRET ASSASSINATIONS!! I thought Amy Rose may have been a TRIPLE AGENT or something!
  • lovinmyps3 - December 16, 2010 1:06 a.m.

    Reach and Mario Galaxy 2 were hilarious!
  • Genericpenisjoketista - December 16, 2010 12:37 a.m.

    I'm surprised that I had the willpower to skip over Fable 3's ending. That was the only one, though. Aside from that, "Oh, Call of Duty: Black Ops... Alec does WHA--FUCK!!!"
  • oreopizza47 - December 16, 2010 12:10 a.m.

    Where the hell was the SPOILER Asian? I've come to expect him in all such articles around here. I was intensely saddened by this development. Great article though.
  • NightCrawler_358 - December 15, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    I was sad a RDR's ending, but then i found out you can kill Edgar Ross. It's so epic and gives such a good sense of closure. Greta list, Super Mario Galaxy 2 made me laugh, what a twist!
  • thedonut - December 15, 2010 5:53 p.m.

    What about God of War 3?
  • wiitard07 - December 15, 2010 4:52 p.m.

    Mason killed JFK?
  • icbacomingupwithapropername - December 15, 2010 4:47 p.m.

    The sc2 ending is great I only just got and finished that game but I am in love with the story line.
  • Gulabiguy - December 15, 2010 3:20 p.m.

    @MrDuracraft Halo Reach deserves 8/10 of a metal
  • davidm - December 15, 2010 3:14 p.m.

    No Vanquish?
  • Clovin64 - December 15, 2010 2:27 p.m.

    The Halo Reach one made me lol so hard. There were some brilliant endings this year, only some of which I could actually understand.
  • Cyberninja - December 15, 2010 2:27 p.m.

    crap i wanted to avoid seeing FF13's ending o well
  • Crabhand - December 15, 2010 2:20 p.m.

    @TruckThunders You would be surprised by how many people played the trilogy and didn't know Reach had fallen. And the Reach entry was my favorite. Caught me by surprise, and I've played through Reach and read the review.
  • papergoon - December 15, 2010 2:10 p.m.

    i like them 2 to 5 word endings XD

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