80 games of 2010: SPOILED


Skate 3
You sell one million skateboards and are declared the winner. 

Alan Wake
Alan defeats the Dark Presence with a special light clicker, but he sacrifices himself to save his wife Alice. Then in DLC, Alan confront his own insanity and begins writing again.
Red Dead Redemption

John Marston dies protecting his wife Abigail and son Jack. Jack grows up and kills Edgar Ross, the man whose betrayal led to Marston's death.

Trauma Team
CR-S01's adoptive father accidentally created the Rosalia virus while searching for a universal cure to end all illness. They develop an antiserum to stop the epidemic. You are the seventh member of the trauma team! So touching.

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Mario saves the princess from Bowser. A star steals Mario's hat.


Alpha Protocol
Scarlet Lake works for Halbech. Thorton ultimately chooses between working for Halbech and Alpha Protocol or against them.

Disgaea Infinite
Laharl gets his pudding fix. Etna reigns supreme. Prinny is spared.

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

Paz is a Cipher agent trying to launch nuclear bombs at the east coast. Cipher is Major Zero. Zeke is destroyed. Big Boss vows to create a new nation called Outer Heaven.

Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
Isa and Kachi defeat Nebulox and continue to run from the Creators. Kachi regains her memory and discovers that her real name is Achi, a character from the original Sin and Punishment.

Puzzle Quest 2
You defeat Gorgon.

Transformers: War for Cybertron
Decepticon playthrough – Megatron defeats Omega Supreme and opens the door to Cybertron's core, inflecting it with Dark Energon.
Autobot playthrough – Optimus Prime evacuates the Autobots from Cybertron in an ark after the core becomes infected, but stays behind with a handful of others to continue defending Cybertron from the Decepticons. 

Naughty Bear

Naughty defeats the aliens, and the other bears finally accept him and make him a cake, except Daddles, who shoves the cake in Naughty's face. Naughty is sad, then kills all the bears.

Trinity Universe
World peace: attained. Love and justice prevail.

The three endings are:
-You can shoot Demichev, or neither Barisov nor Demichev, and then go back in time to shoot your past self. The Russians win. 
-You can shoot Barisov and join Demichev to take over the world together, but the relationship eventually sours and creates a cold war between your two superpowers.
-You can shoot both Barisov and Demichev and disappear into obscurity, only to emerge later as leader of the US.


Crackdown 2
The Agency is still evil. You get chopped up by helicopter blades and die. Catalina Thorne preserves your hand in a jar.

Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies
To defeat the evil Corvus (the fallen angel who attacked Yggdrasil and the Starflight Express), you eat a fygg and wish to become mortal so you can battle him. You win.

Disciples III: Renaissance
Nevendaar reigns victorious… for now.

DeathSpank defeats Lord Von Prong.

Arc Rise Fantasia
L'Arc sacrifices himself to save the world, becoming the Eesa core. Ryfia is waiting for him when he wakes up 500 years later and they live happily ever after.

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty

The Terrans win. With the help of lots of bunkers and siege tank units, Jim Raynor manages to confront the Sarah Kerrigan Queen of Blades and returns her to original human form. Tychus tries to backstab Raynor by attempting to assassinate the weakened and naked Kerrigan, but Raynor is too quick to the draw and stops him. The game ends with Raynor carrying Kerrigan to safety.


Ys Seven
The Five Great Dragons leave Altago for the humans to rule on their own. Tia dies. Adol and Dogi return to adventuring.

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Lynch kills Shangsi and he and Kane escape Shanghai via plane, headed to Ecuador.

Ivy the Kiwi?
Ivy finally finds her mom up in the sky, and her mom is a phoenix(!!). She gives Ivy a big hug.

Mafia II

Above: Totally NSFW, especially if you don't have headphones

Henry is a federal informant and the Chinese mob kills him. Vito kills Falcone.

Ace Combat: Joint Assault
Andre Olivieri created Operation Golden Axe to destroy San Francisco and gain monopoly control over the insurance market. Antares foils his plan and destroys his underground data center.

Valkyria Chronicles II
Lanseal Academy Is destroyed by the rebels, but the civil war ends and peace is restored. Lanseal is forced to close because of the human experiments conducted there, but not before Class G graduates.

Metroid: Other M
Madeline is Mother Brain. The Galactic Federation is trying to create Metroids. Adam Malkovich dies and the bottleship is destroyed.


  • batman5273 - December 22, 2010 9:55 a.m.

    Very nice to have all the endings in one place!
  • PureSpirit - December 21, 2010 3:36 a.m.

    What was written about Birth by Sleep is wrong!!!! Terra got possessed by Master Xehanort, only Aqua was trapped in the realm of Darkness, but it's true about Ven taking a nap in Sora's heart!
  • AGENTJORRRG - December 19, 2010 9:51 a.m.

    Oh woah! No New Vegas!? Thankyou!
  • Snapp3r - December 17, 2010 9:49 p.m.

    Going to stop you on Front Mission Evolved there. What you've quoted is just the first mission. It ends with the main characters killing a big bad boss who didn't appear at any point through the WHOLE story :P
  • FazyRoss - December 16, 2010 10:14 a.m.

    Black Ops: Reznov hacks the brainwashing of Mason to stop him killing JFK
  • tabuju - December 16, 2010 5:18 a.m.

    LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!!!! THIS IS SO EVIL!! rararar!!
  • Gsindahouse - December 16, 2010 4:40 a.m.

    Wh..WHAT?!! Sonic Colors: Sonic defeats Eggman?!! I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED!! Mario Galaxy 2: Mario saves Peach from BOWSER?!! BAAHH!! FREAKIN BALLS!! I never woulda knew!! That's totally NOT how every sonic and mario game ended! I was expecting some sort of CONSPIRACY!! OR TOP SECRET ASSASSINATIONS!! I thought Amy Rose may have been a TRIPLE AGENT or something!
  • lovinmyps3 - December 16, 2010 1:06 a.m.

    Reach and Mario Galaxy 2 were hilarious!
  • Genericpenisjoketista - December 16, 2010 12:37 a.m.

    I'm surprised that I had the willpower to skip over Fable 3's ending. That was the only one, though. Aside from that, "Oh, Call of Duty: Black Ops... Alec does WHA--FUCK!!!"
  • oreopizza47 - December 16, 2010 12:10 a.m.

    Where the hell was the SPOILER Asian? I've come to expect him in all such articles around here. I was intensely saddened by this development. Great article though.
  • NightCrawler_358 - December 15, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    I was sad a RDR's ending, but then i found out you can kill Edgar Ross. It's so epic and gives such a good sense of closure. Greta list, Super Mario Galaxy 2 made me laugh, what a twist!
  • thedonut - December 15, 2010 5:53 p.m.

    What about God of War 3?
  • wiitard07 - December 15, 2010 4:52 p.m.

    Mason killed JFK?
  • icbacomingupwithapropername - December 15, 2010 4:47 p.m.

    The sc2 ending is great I only just got and finished that game but I am in love with the story line.
  • Gulabiguy - December 15, 2010 3:20 p.m.

    @MrDuracraft Halo Reach deserves 8/10 of a metal
  • davidm - December 15, 2010 3:14 p.m.

    No Vanquish?
  • Clovin64 - December 15, 2010 2:27 p.m.

    The Halo Reach one made me lol so hard. There were some brilliant endings this year, only some of which I could actually understand.
  • Cyberninja - December 15, 2010 2:27 p.m.

    crap i wanted to avoid seeing FF13's ending o well
  • Crabhand - December 15, 2010 2:20 p.m.

    @TruckThunders You would be surprised by how many people played the trilogy and didn't know Reach had fallen. And the Reach entry was my favorite. Caught me by surprise, and I've played through Reach and read the review.
  • papergoon - December 15, 2010 2:10 p.m.

    i like them 2 to 5 word endings XD

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