A version of this article originally posted in February of 2012.


  • QuickSticks45 - February 14, 2012 5:34 a.m.

    Great article! it was an idea that needed to be done and it was done well, the explanations weren't too long and all of the pairings made such perfect sense that they didn't even require an explanation as to why haha. Happy Valentin's Day to everyone at GR
  • scr34m555 - February 14, 2012 5:57 a.m.

    WTF is wrong with you?!!!!! how is Gears of War anyway related to Cammy? How could you not pick Snake from MGS?! I mean CQC vs CQC? hypothetical video game couple discussions are dumb, but it's the fact that the obvious was completely ignored is what really grinds my "Gears". (pun intended but i'm totally serious)
  • shawksta - February 14, 2012 6:24 a.m.

  • TanookiMan - February 14, 2012 6:27 a.m.

    Hahaha, really? GR, do more of these so we can all watch scr34m55 self destruct :) Fun article too!
  • Moondoggie1157 - February 14, 2012 8:51 a.m.

    Aaaaaaand... You lose at the internet today scr34m555. Great article, Towelly!
  • shawksta - February 14, 2012 6:33 a.m.

    Heh, nice choices, Meatboy and potato GLados, your killing me XD Nah, Kirby and jiggly would go more like this:
  • josh-horvath - February 14, 2012 7:12 a.m.

    i would of put duke nukem with serious sam
  • ThatFanInThePeacoat - February 14, 2012 7:40 a.m.

    Potato GLADOS and Super Meat Boy would probably get along alright. GLADOS is used to being with mutes, so it's only natural!
  • FauxFurry - February 14, 2012 8:08 a.m.

    The only thing that could keep them apart is the armies of lawyers serving big corporations who forbid unauthorized cross-overs. They are far worse than any number of feuding family members for any copyright-crossed lovers. Hmm. Unauthorized Cross-Overs=Forbidden Fruit?
  • Ausoi - February 14, 2012 9:20 a.m.

    no master chief and samus aran?
  • RyoonZ - February 14, 2012 9:21 a.m.

    No, Bayonetta is mine and mine alone :P
  • Squander - February 14, 2012 9:22 a.m.

    hahaha Dante and Bayonetta - awesomely photoshopped!!
  • bamb0o-stick - February 14, 2012 9:27 a.m.

    After playing Uncharted 3, Nathan's line where he says to Elena: "You love this as much as I do," makes me wish he had said that to Lara Croft instead. Man... fans can only dream...
  • Japanaman - February 14, 2012 9:52 a.m.

    I always knew Duke would make his own best mate.
  • Japanaman - February 14, 2012 10:07 a.m.

    You forgot... Doom Guy + Samus Aran Frank West + That Cheerleader from Lollipop Chainsaw Birdo + Yoshi Duke Nukem + Portal Runner Girl (Duke's loves his plastic looking babes + he can shrink down to her size + plus he can't get her pregneant) Assassin's Creed Assassin + Nina Williams Glados + Virtual Colonel (from MGS 2) Raiden (MGS 4) + Robot Chick from Tekken 6 Commando Soldier + Leona (King of Fighters) Ryu (Street Fighter) + Yuri (Art of Fighting) Super Meat Boy + Meat (Fighters Megamix) Clyde + PN03 Tron + Cortanna Morph Ball Samus + Voltorb Baby Doll Mask Girl (Twisted Metal) + Rick (Splatterhouse)
  • MechaGecko - February 14, 2012 10:35 a.m.

    Gosh that DanteXBayonetta Photoshop really confuzzled my brain. Great list though.
  • therawski - February 14, 2012 12:23 p.m.

    Best Gamesradar article in a long time, thanks Towell
  • acdcrockgods - February 14, 2012 12:36 p.m.

    i like the kratos bite that's sick
  • acdcrockgods - February 14, 2012 12:38 p.m.

    how about perfect dark and sam fisher? i lke that mash-up
  • taokaka - February 14, 2012 2:51 p.m.

    Kratos and Nariko make an awesome pair and I still have my fingers crossed for a god of war/heavenly sword crossover, make it happen sony. But you missed the most awesome couple which would be Agro and Epona for some sweet horse love.

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