Nathan Drake loves... Lara Croft
Forget that Elena Fisher, Drake - she's not an adventurer like you are. Lara, on the other hand, is already into antiques, has money to fund further expeditions and has no problem shooting hundreds of henchmen dead without the slightest provocation.
Above: She'll even dress up for you, Nate...
Kirby loves... Jigglypuff
Awww aren't they just adorable? The only potential problem is Jigglypuff's sleep-inducing singing causing Kirby to snore and accidentally inhale his mate.
Above: For those allergic to excess cuteness, suitable receptacles are available upon request
Duke Nukem loves... himself
It's a bromance! Who could possibly win Duke's affections enough to surpass his love for himself? No-one, that's who. Always bet on Duke. Duke does.
Above: Closed fists can't hide the love. It's always pet on Duke when the camera's off
Meat Boy loves... Potato GLADOS
Meat and potato.
Above: MEAT AND POTATO