Image courtesy of Video Game Memorabilia Museum
Mario Puppet Kooler
What is this stool?
Enjoy your favorite beverage in this mug that has Mario’s face, arms, legs and… OH MY GOD IT’S ALIVE.
Despite feeling like an Italian’s about to hug our face every time we sip our coffee, it’s not unreasonable to see the famous plumber adorned on our favorite cup. It is unreasonable when that cup has limbs protruding from the “torso.” There’s something deeply unsettling about a mug that looks like it’s about to spring to life and kill you at any moment. Despite the creepiness, we salute Nintendo for licensing an abomination of nature. Now destroy it, please.