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Tetris board game
What is this pap?
A board game influenced by the most popular puzzle game on the planet. We’re not exactly sure how the game is played. From what we can tell, you race a friend to grab geometric shapes from a pile and stack them to the top - which is the exact effing opposite of what Tetris is about.
Unless you’ve been comatose for twenty years, we shouldn’t have to tell you that Tetris was designed specifically as a video game where you try to eliminate all the shapes. We understand the importance of branding, but creating the anti-Tetris seems like the worst possible attempt to popularize a cultural phenomenon. Even mud flaps with the “L” block would be cooler than the lamest birthday present ever given by tragically unhip parents.