Note: if you're a developer who wants to shift your shitty looking Kinect dance game to punters, don't try to sell it to them by getting one of your employees to bust a horrendously awkward move. Instead, leave it to the pros. Namely, Jacko in all his thrilling (undead pun possibly intended) clobber.
There aren't enough zombie elephants in games. 'Nuff said.
The next Tony Hawk
Because, frankly, why the hell not? The Birdman has seemingly tried everything else to save his flagging franchise. Jackass and Ride's 100 buck board sure as shit didn't do the trick, so we say give zombies a crack. Just think how much more tense it would be trying to pull off kickflips and 720s if you had extreme undead Americans trying to bite off your ollieing ankle.
The world's most miserable game is clearly in need of the kind of big, fat fun injection only zombies can provide. And we think filling its mall level full of the living challenged (Dead Rising-style) would make Ethan Mars' mopey adventure 72% more awesome.
Jason was a dick anyway.
July 13, 2010