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8 game characters we'd go furry for

Sheep Man

You would.


Taokaka

Just like Fran, Taokaka is not exactly a fully-fledged animal, but a hybrid between cat and human, thus making her the perfect crime. As part of her clan's custom, she wears a hooded mask in order to hide her face. Apparently, no such custom exists for her underwear, which is displayed gratuitously and regularly for our perverse pleasure. Seems almost counterproductive that you'd go so far to hide your face but let your arse hang out for all to see, but we're not complaining.

The mystery of the face adds an extra allure as well. She could well be the most beautiful feminine feline in the world. Conversely, she could look exactly like Zach Galifianakis under there. She's a sexual Russian roulette, and it's just too tempting a gamble to ignore.


Krystal

Obviously. A furry list without Krystal is like Liam Gallagher without something stupid to say. The quintessential mammalian pin-up, Star Fox's Krystal has one fox's star that we'd all like to see. Scantily clad, blue-tinged, furry-breasted and eerily seductive, there can be no doubt that Krystal is pure sex.

Krystal has gone down in history as the only furry character that it's "okay" to lust after. In very much the same way as Angelina Jolie, it's considered acceptable to want to give her one, regardless of your gender, sexual leanings or social status. In short, you're totally guilt-free with this naughty little number, so have your fill. She's practically government-sanctioned.


Renamon

Another fox... sort of. Actually, Renamon is a Digimon that has been excessively sexualized over the years, mostly because it looks like it might be girl and it stands on two legs, which is basically good enough for any socially isolated gamer with too much time (and recently expelled fluid) on his hands.

In truth, we wouldn't necessarily go furry for Renamon exactly as she is represented in the cartoons, but we cannot deny the appeal of the various "fan art" images involving her, easily accessible by turning off SafeSearch in Google Images. Whack on a pair of boobs, stick the arse out a little and suddenly that creepy-eyed bipedal dog is a complete stunner. Plus, she looks pretty amazing when she's being spooned tenderly by MewTwo.

Yep. We all want to have sex with a yellow fox.

May 14, 2010


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89 comments

  • link07 - March 8, 2011 2:18 a.m.

    awsome
  • Ricitor - December 1, 2010 4:25 a.m.

    ...I feel as though i need to take a shower now...a very cold shower
  • Zepaw - November 8, 2010 5:39 p.m.

    Krystal? Screw that I want me some Fox McCloud.
  • link07 - November 4, 2010 10:53 p.m.

    Fran and Taokaka FTW
  • Brekkik - October 2, 2010 6:51 a.m.

    If you had to pick one Final Fantasy character for a list of furry characters, you'd have been better off picking Freya Crescent (FFIX), Kimahri (FFX), or if you want to go really far out there, Moogles, Chocobos, or even Bahamut in one of his many incarnations (for those attracted to power ;) ) would be better choices than Fran.
  • The4X - September 15, 2010 6:40 a.m.

    I'd say that Mother from DA:Awakening should be here... MMMMMmmother...
  • axelgarcia1 - July 26, 2010 3:31 a.m.

    lol Sheepman. im not into the furry fetish but Carmelita is fucking hot. renamon is sexy too in a weird way just the way she is, the personality too
  • NobodyLikesPaul - July 24, 2010 5:57 a.m.

    This sir... is a Win mass effect should be on here somewhere. but seeing how it isnt ill just stick with krystal XD
  • notallgoodnameswheretaken - July 24, 2010 2:12 a.m.

    Fran and Taokaka look hot. They're not that animal-ish.
  • Green_Shade - July 22, 2010 3:18 p.m.

    One that you didn't mention, Amaterasu.
  • epicdominican91 - May 20, 2010 10:59 p.m.

    felicia is probably the only one i'd go furry for, and she's not even on the list ='[. oh well, good thing for google x]!
  • Staadsyboy - May 20, 2010 12:21 a.m.

    Hey you totally forgot about Berri from Conker Live and Reloaded!
  • MetalGearFlaccid - May 19, 2010 10:23 p.m.

    Gardevoir. ... That is all.
  • TheBoz - May 19, 2010 9:20 p.m.

    I think some people need to get out more. Either that or they been dating a French woman lol.
  • TestDDs - May 18, 2010 11:18 p.m.

    So... does this mean Nickelodeon is now a porno?
  • Johnywild - May 18, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    very nice
  • Ravenbom - May 18, 2010 6:03 p.m.

    I'd only go furry for Sheep Man if he was caught in a fence. BTW, where's Nina from Breath of Fire? Next to Fran, she's my next furry fantasy. Also, like people said; Felicia. I'd probably also go for the centaur chick from Golden Axe The Revenge of Death Adder. Also, succubus from the Castlevania series. And Etna from Disgaea.
  • BagelVagina - May 17, 2010 8:29 p.m.

    I'll stick my dick in just about anything, great article btw
  • chrisda - May 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    This is why we need virtual reality!
  • Espir - May 17, 2010 7:50 p.m.

    there is nothing wrong with any of these >.> .> <.<

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