Just like Fran, Taokaka is not exactly a fully-fledged animal, but a hybrid between cat and human, thus making her the perfect crime. As part of her clan's custom, she wears a hooded mask in order to hide her face. Apparently, no such custom exists for her underwear, which is displayed gratuitously and regularly for our perverse pleasure. Seems almost counterproductive that you'd go so far to hide your face but let your arse hang out for all to see, but we're not complaining.
The mystery of the face adds an extra allure as well. She could well be the most beautiful feminine feline in the world. Conversely, she could look exactly like Zach Galifianakis under there. She's a sexual Russian roulette, and it's just too tempting a gamble to ignore.
Obviously. A furry list without Krystal is like Liam Gallagher without something stupid to say. The quintessential mammalian pin-up, Star Fox's Krystal has one fox's star that we'd all like to see. Scantily clad, blue-tinged, furry-breasted and eerily seductive, there can be no doubt that Krystal is pure sex.
Krystal has gone down in history as the only furry character that it's "okay" to lust after. In very much the same way as Angelina Jolie, it's considered acceptable to want to give her one, regardless of your gender, sexual leanings or social status. In short, you're totally guilt-free with this naughty little number, so have your fill. She's practically government-sanctioned.
Another fox... sort of. Actually, Renamon is a Digimon that has been excessively sexualized over the years, mostly because it looks like it might be girl and it stands on two legs, which is basically good enough for any socially isolated gamer with too much time (and recently expelled fluid) on his hands.
In truth, we wouldn't necessarily go furry for Renamon exactly as she is represented in the cartoons, but we cannot deny the appeal of the various "fan art" images involving her, easily accessible by turning off SafeSearch in Google Images. Whack on a pair of boobs, stick the arse out a little and suddenly that creepy-eyed bipedal dog is a complete stunner. Plus, she looks pretty amazing when she's being spooned tenderly by MewTwo.
Yep. We all want to have sex with a yellow fox.
May 14, 2010
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